Slightly off piste, but I remember one of the sign offs in The Two Ronnies, "News just in of a new book published by a disillusioned vet, called "All Creatures Grunt & Smell"!
sarahcyn can't say that I'm particularly obsessed with Oliver Sprout or Minnies read ends, even though they seem determined to keep showing them to me 
And another thought, perhaps Merlin should now be classified as a Cockernotmuchpoo?
I'll get me coat..............