My MIL’s cat brought home a budgie one day. Mil managed to extricate the bird but it got away from her and attacked the cat, bouncing up and down on the cat’s back, pecking his head and shrieking ‘Kick ‘im, kick ‘im!’ 
Mil discovered which neighbour owned the bird and returned it home but sadly it keeled over and died a few days later. ?
Do you ever wonder if all our posters are truthful?
If you volunteer, what is your primary reason?
NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread
