From Mum:-
You're neither use nor ornament.
You look like a dying duck in a thunder storm.
Look at you - you're a magnet for muck.
You look like you've been dragged through a hedge, backwards.
(after telling her I was to be a fairy in a Sunday School concert) Fairy elephant more like.
(after hearing me sing) You can sing if you like - as long as you do the vacuuming at the same time.
From PE mistress:
You are the most uncoordinated creature I have ever had the misfortune to try to teach.
From biology mistress:
You're an unsatisfactory specimen.
From husband:
You're an accident waiting to happen.
I should point out I'm from Yorkshire - they say what they think, there, no matter what.
Here in Australia people often say nice things to me. But do they mean them?????

The Great British Bake Off 2026







