At least they are not in the actual house!
Many years ago when with exdh, we became aware that the buggers seemed to be nesting in our loft. Couldn't block the holes as that would have meant nestfuls of squabs starving to death and smelling. As pigeons seem to have a never ending breeding season this state of affairs went on for some time. (I made it clear that climbing up ladders into the loft was not my area of responsibility, I had never been into the loft before and saw no reason to start now)
Fast forward several months and we had put the house on the market ready to re-locate to Devon. Had an offer and all was progressing nicely. The buyers valuer/surveyor type person came round, poked his damp meter into the walls, measured things etc. He then wanted to have a look at the loft.
It is an image forever burned onto my retinas. There he was, nice smart suit and shiny shoes. He opened the loft hatch and was showered in a mixture of guano and feathers.
I think it was about then that I decided that the dogs were due for a walk.
Another Tory MP crosses the floor
NEVER EVER HAVE I - Game 2 (Alphabetical)
from someone who estranged from daughters for more than 20 years