Glastonbury party!

Yes I knew the magic wouldn't last all evening - I'll come clean - my cat is a dog whose looking after him now then only I think we have enough lamb

I'm feeling a little odd! As if my labels were moving around!

Anguila here, reporting for duty... Capt'n Vimes has sent me to sort you lot of delinquent ladies of a certain age out. But.... being a werewolf and it being a full moon this weekend, I'm afraid I'm about to come over all hirsute and dangerous.
Tell you what, I'll prowl the periphery and act as security, grrrowllllll.

Sorry flump I often have random thoughts

ahh! just looked at the link. None of those, tho feeling a bit fluffy round the edges atm

Cheescake. Love cheesecake. Carol, you're amazing. Good with crisps too. Who brought these cripses? Oh, they're not cripes - what are they then?

Oh blimey don't get into a fight with my dog he can be pretty vicious

Hello party people - I'm not usually around for parties, but now that the Wonderful Man has deserted me in favour of his beloved Norway I've been able to sneak on here for a few minutes. I do need to stay sober, but a small glass of bubbly to celebrate Gransnet's birthday must surely be allowed. Cheers one and all.
(Oh yes, welcome flump - hope you're being well looked after. )

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Nobody is singing..........

I've got the dog here whitewave but I don't think I can hold on to him much longer - he's growling at something that is rather hairy and menacing......ooo-er, I'm a bit scared!

Anguila wellcome . You could get friendly with whites cat/dog, and keep it under control?

Come on baby, light my fire!

annobel I think they might be my parmesan crisps that melted in the heat of the fire that When had to come across......

I'll join in glass -
come on baby light my fire
light my fire
light my fire
come on baby light my fire.....

I knew that would happen - I really should have had him done

whenstop being nasty about grannya

grannya hellooooooooo hope you enjoy your 1st party its ok we wont let on we have seen you

Try to set the night on fire

Jeez - I think I've jusht eaten my glashes! Thought they were cripses!

Sorry about this, but I have a cat/dog/werewolf allergy - I'm coming out in hives.

Try to set the night on Fiiiiiiiiyeeerr!

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
You are a very melodic singer grannya

....did someone say 'fire'? Here - I've just turned it up a bit - WHOOOOSHHHH! Oh, stop protesting - it's only a bit of fun! You won't be wearing those shoes again, will you? They look as though they've been in the grate - whadayamean? I never did - I was pointing it at Anagram.....

Unda neeth the arrrches
I dreams my dreams aw-way
Unda neeth the arrrches
Tra la dah de dah

Looks like Nellie's otherwise engaged. If I could remember her words I'd sing a duet

jeni you left the portaloo all prisitne, and, yes, the seat was well-warmed.

Glass ...the ring of fire...woops, have just dropped my haggis into it. Drat!

when have you any Bols liquer cheesecake to spare? Swap you with a half-smoked spliff

Why is that fireman swopping his helmet for a police cap? Honest occifer, none of this is my doin'...ask flump

We might get more young firefighters then!