Glastonbury party!

Oh what the hell

Come on baby light my fire.....(wine)

It's just your wig, ga!

Thanks, Carol! Nice to know who your friends are...

My voice isn't that bad....[huffy emoticon]

soop what have you done with nellie you were doing a turn!

soopi thinnnnkkkk we'em in the same estate? Asti? State!

Lying here looking at the night sky feeling all's right with the world

Where did my haggis go? Hic.

nag you sing like an angel

I was giving you a light Anagram, but my blowtorch seems to have run out....hang on - who's taken the gas out??? C'mon - own up!

Thanks, glass! (Have you got your hearing-aid turned off, by any chance?)

soop why are you blushing?

The Wonderful Man is very grateful to me for giving him permission to go off on an eight week jaunt - he he he; little does he know I'm partying the night away and he's only been gone for a couple of days. Just need another little half glass of these bubbles. (I understand it's an excellent treatment for hives )

what have I said?

I think someone blow- torched my dog his rear end is smoking

Oh, I thought it was a hose pointed at me! Am I hallucinating? What was in those special cakes?

Got a bit of tinnitus nag

how could you so ungrateful when he provided all that lamb?

Oh wow that moon is up and it's biiig.......I shall lie here too

Supermoon, Supernan! (I mean soop )

Best treatment you cab get grannya but I think the vodka jellies may be even better

(stands on top of rock with blowtorch aloft).......

I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you Fire, I'll take you to burn...

Oooh, what happened there - I've gone all dizzy........just going for a little lie down.....

My old man said, "Follow the van, don't dilly dally on the way!"
Off went the cart with the home packed in it,
I walked behind with me old cock linnet
But I dillied and dallied, dallied and I dillied,
Lost the van and don't know where to roam....

Come on, sing up......

What's that howling noise? Where's that werewolf? It's howling at the moon! Can we get it to change back into Jess?

Well oxon70 I was quite happy until I saw my dog - still it is only his fur that is burnt perhaps I am blaming people for nothing he may have sat on the fire