Glastonbury party!

At great expense, I'm providing portaloos. They will be located in the chapel tower ( st Michael's I believe) on the Tor.

when and Annobel I'm now one-crutch soop Move like a butterfly...or, as it will be evening, like a moth. When I need wee-wees I'll pay special heed to those, who unlike me, have flaked out behind the bushes.

jeni You're a star

Such generosity - or is it jennirosity?

you're too kind! It's just a small gesture. I've also provided a seat raiser!

Swoon!

I have a confession to make I have sampled the jellies, very tasty, but take jeni they are made of good stuff.

glaaaasss?! What are you up to?

Not up to anything just having a glass of wine cup of tea.

I know Glastonbury Tor
Where we made our law
Our pacts, our tracks
Hideouts secure
Just kids running feral and free.

Hope the moon shines on
Shines on you all
As you party tonight
On Glastonbury Tor!

butter

Can't join you, so have a blast for me!

That's a shame butter we will miss you.

So glad about the loos....

There's only two! So
You may have to queue
For a minute or two!

I shall hang an engaged sign on one of my choosing. No polite - excuse me please - when nature calls...I shall barge forth with crutches like battering rams and claim my seat...well cleaned and raised by four inches, if you'd be so kind.

Just remembered I shall be wearing my silver, lurex cat-suit [with discreet flashing goggles] and knee-high white Abba-style boots. Question is - how will I manage a hasty trip to the portaloos?

Looks like there's going to be quite a rush on the surrounding shrubbery later on....

Soop the one with the seat raised is 4" raise. I shall stick a disabled sticker. Reserved for jeni and soop on it!
( it's actually the raiser off my loo!

NB there is no shrubbery at the top of the Tor! You'll have to go to the bottom and then climb up again [evil]

I shall bring a Privacy Cape and not care where I go!

It is going to be bloody freezing a tad chilly tonight so I think the thermals will be required.

jeni very much appreciated...the extra 4" I mean
I'm ready to leave. Waiting for Glam to wizz over on her turbo-charged, all-whistles-and-bells broomstick. Had a wee dram [to keep out the chill] Can't be too reckless. A warm-up is essential. This cat suit is awful scratchy! The goggles keep misting up! The heels of the Abba boots are just a tad too high! Still, a girl can't have comfort and look utterly knock-out glam and gorgeous!