Glastonbury party!

hello flump I'm new too

I mean thorn bus. HIc.

I've jsut given myself the giggles....

When I have put it out...... but look all my false eyelashes have melted all over my face, I dont need that filler they are on about on that make up thread.

whitewave there's a few Gransnetters who know quite a lot about wild edible plants especially the magic mushrooms

Sounds good I'll start picking

flump wellcome, can I try some poured over my six two vodka jellies? Who has the weed tea?

whitewave flump in my haste to grab the lamb and alcohol I didn't say 'welcome'. Nice to see you both!!

white hellllllllllo didnt see you there, cant see through my eyelashes.

Hi whitewave and flump

Glam and I brought the virile young fireman from Kintyre. He's dishy. What's more, he likes to do useful things for damsels in distress...I bags first turn. [scuffle...crutches flying east and west...vodka jellies sloshing in between slices of haggis![ Oxon hang on in there lassie. I've got some wackie baccie left over from the last fracas! Anyone got a light?

Does anyone know the difference between mushrooms - don't want to poison ourselves

when where are you, I can see a shape over there, thats not your feet again is it

Here I am just climbing back up the hill after having a call of nature and what do I find the place full of smoke already and those old firefighters trying to get up the hill with their big hosepipe Well soop that was a journey and a half did you see the looks we got flying over Manchester Airport I think we must have upset those blokes in Air Traffic Control as they where making funny hand signals ? can't think what they saying !!! maybe they where jealous of your posh suit.I must get a drink what have we got anything will do just make sure its a large one with a small mixer,oh flumpsVodka sounds just up my street

Hic

soop use my blowtorch, but be careful, I've just re-charged it - stand back! Whoosh!! Phew - that was close - sorreeee!

That charring will soon sand off your crutch - don't worry!

whiteseems to be the arsonist round here!

Its ok *white there are a few witches here we will just put a spell on you

Don't eat meat so no lamb for me. What's anyone else got? Need something to soak up the vodka jellies! Oh, here, for a change - mix your jellies and have a Bucks Fizz one. they go down easily! Got some herbal tea here jeni. Don't know what's in it. Found it in a wee shop in France. Customs didn't seem interested. Smells funny.

-nose to the ground looking for suitable mushrooms - sorry soop didn't mean to disturb you

Haec

Soop just remember that you have to leave early I promised mr.soop I would take care of you I don't want to get into any trouble with him

I feel into a burning Ring of fire
I went down
down
down
and the flames went highter
and it burns
burns
burns
The Ring of fire
the Ring of fire.

Is he called Mull?

I want some haggis and a smoke! Hic.

glass that's a cow you're talking to - I'm over here!!! Put your hands out so you don't bump into anythbing - oh, crikey, she's just gone over that drystone wall. Come on, up we get - here - have a sip of this - you'll be ok when you've taken those eyelashes off!