It's half term ??

As usual, I`ve missed all the fun, being a later -in-the-day Gransnetter, why does all the fun take place early in the day?

Stop encouraging the w****er with all this wit! (Much wittier than his own post, that had no originality at all - every urinal wall has a version. Why is it that every adolescent male who discovers he can do what every other male can do is so proud of himself he wants to wave it around? Girls don't wave bloody sanitary towels around.)

The devil makes work for idle hands...probably dosent have an xbox
we always told my brother it would make him go blind...he asked if he could do it a little bit and wear glasses...

Gosh I was getting worried that the vexed question of school uniform hadn't been discussed yet this half term ??? !!

Being busy I missed all the fun!?

But as I am here, should I buy some black plimsolls?

Yawn

You spoke too soon alea - and on the wrong thread.

No, this is the thread I meant to be on, in the hope that if we ignore the other it will slide gracefully down the page and disappear off the bottom

PS check the times of my posts

Next please?