Ok Cari

My pleasure Wot

Maybe it's about aliens then Thatbags ????

I've been here from the start 2011and my special talent is killing threads. Shall I try here?
I always thought those sandwiches were doorstOps not doorsteps .

I've always called the slices that make thick sandwiches doorstep slices because they are thick like doorstep stones. Perhaps the whole sandwich, made of doorsteps and a filling, is a doorstop.

What do you call the end of the loaf? I call it the crust; most Scots call it the heel.

But the crust is all around the loaf. I don't think I call the end of a loaf anything other than the end bit, but I've heard it called the heel.

We call it the nobby bit

Heel or crust ( late husband was Scots)

But then, a heel can be a rotter!

No Trisher not Barking mad.. just confused,I thought if you can't beat 'em join 'em

Rotten bread ?

Rotten tooth snapping crusts.

But all the slices except the end slice have less crust so the heels are the mostest crusts, so crusts, like what I said (and so did my parents, so blame them ).

Here's a nice global population density map: twitter.com/maxcroser/status/785213116225159168

My big sister used to hide the crusts I wouldn't eat from our foster mother. How loyal is that?!

I still don't eat the corner bits.

The first slice of a loaf is the crust as well. But nicer than the end one!

Unless it's been eaten very quickly, which of course could easily be the case in a big family...

I was made to eat my crusts mum said would make my hair curly...it's not....but I still like the nobby with thick butter

That's pretty, thatbags like velvet (is the word devore velvet?) with an acute accent on the e.

Give the wild ducks in the garden the end crusts....they haven't got curly feathers either

Felt so sad earlier on with sad GN news. Good to have a quick chuckle while we can.

Have I missed something wot?

Yes, read Soops.
I chuck my crusts over the fence at the back to keep the rats out of my garden! I have no guilt over wasting food that way!

Fresh baked end crust with salted butter and marmite!
Heaven!

Yes wot have just thought may have been an insensitive question and went straight to the kitchen.
No wasted food have teenager and a rechargeable cordless greyhound..

Now I'm hungry.

Off to the kitchen Galen you persuaded me