You have to go a long way to beat a bit of toast with real butter. You can't pu' a be'er bi' o bu''er on year toast. (Glottal stops)
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Ooh that's a fusion going on there wot
gave up on toast found cheesy biscuits....hope the head better in the morning katek
wot you said a bad word! 
Don't you mean rat's bum?
Heely is the end piece of bread and crust is the bit on the edges of the rest of the loaf. Eating your crusts does not make your hair curl. It's a lie. A big fat lie. A terrible thing to say to a little girl who wants curly hair. Scarred for life. Harrumph (or words to that effect).
Scarred for life that's me ate all my crusts and all I ever got was a fat bum 
You lot are nutty, we need you on the panto thread, that needs nuts.
Barking definitely not end of universe ...comes under east London now,was Essex when I grew up there..East Cheam Surrey bags.....parts of Norfolk dropping g into sea.....East Anglia may eventually end at Suffolk
Although for years I thought it was 'East Sheen' which is a real place
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