How many times in a day...

You will get barred for all those rude words, chewbacca!

Oh poor David ... there’s nothing like a good old swear word a lot start with b don’t they ? We could go on the games thread and start an abc of swear words ( not the really really bad ones of course)

I swear quite a lot but do object to ignoramuses who put the f word before every other word.
I also object to the ghastly Americanism “potty mouth.” I don’t mind encouraging my dog by calling “Wee wee, Polly, poo poo!” but Americans call, “Go potty!” to their dogs.

That's excellent Chewbacca, I really enjoyed that! We used to have an LP of Flanders and Swan- they were very witty. I especially liked the one about the 97 horsepower omnibus.
I'd never heard pee po belly bum drawers before though. I'll show it to my grandchildren!

Thanks chewbacca!

My go-to string of expletives (when just one won't do) is:

Shit bugger arsehole, bugger wank poo.

It's not often that I have to deploy it, but when I do, I find it strangely satisfying!

Of course Chewbacca won't be barred - that was ART!

Surely Davidhs wasn't serious - I thought it must be a joke anyway.

Quite agree watermeadow (what a nice name by the way) about the horrible expression "potty-mouthed". It's just as bad as swearing IMO.

That song is truly rude. [shock

The winner of today's Potty Mouth Award is...... Phoenix!

Her fault if this thread gets deleted.

But I may have redeemed myself on another thread (polishes halo) really evil

Don't mention another thread!!!!!

That’s this thread fucked now.

Ah, but Alimah is it fucked, or bollocksed?

nice women don’t swear
what about nice men?
DH swore twice today, once because he dropped something and once because someone started reversing as we were trying to exit a car park.
Basically, he's "quite nice!!

My pc crashed today and I told it that it was a 'fucking waste of money and was going back to bloody John Lewis'

And anyway, bloody is not swearing unless it's spelt 'bluddy'. I was told that when I was 7 by John.

Depends if its singular or pair I'd imagine.
Surely just one is a bollock?

So, if someone gets 'a bollocking' is that just with one bollock or both?

I used to use sugar as an expletive - it is a satisfying mix of bugger and shit.

Straight over ‘er ‘ead. Whoosh.

I quite like follucks!

Phoenix your list of go to expletives reminded me of this very old rhyme:
Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart
Somebody's stole me horse and cart
I don't give a bugger, I'll soon get another
Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart !

I'm sure I've posted this before but nobody swears more than a fenland tractor driver.

When DH took over as farm manager I answered the door to a furious, red faced man who waved an unidentifiable piece of equipment in my face yelling, 'He'll have to get another fucker coz this fucking fucker's fucked!'

I soon got used to the vernacular.

Alima and Phoenix
I really can't believe that you find the f word acceptable. I find it offensive, and I am sure many people on this site feel the same, but are probably scared to say so.

How many points for rude socks?

Why would they be scared littleannie?

Anything goes on this thread.

No one will get the least bit cross.

Did you know that the word "fuck" is derived from old English Law? It stands for "Fornication and Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"; hence FUCK.

Isn't Google a wonderful thing?

Ooooh! Where can I get those socks, janea?

My adult DGSs would laugh their socks off if they saw me wearing those in the garden.