Troll hunting and thread deletions

Talking of funny pub names....a friend was once reminiscing about an event they celebrated in “The Wise Donkey”. I remembered howling with laughter and asking if it was next door to “The Stupid Ass......”
Ok you had to be there and a bit pie eyed too......

squiffy I’ll have yours if you don’t want it. That’s a triple Chablis please.
Only if I can come with you Lucca. Safety in numbers. ?

Marydoll

*Lucca*, if you stay silent, you should be OK. ??

Was that flying pig I just saw?

Calli. It can be whatever time of year you choose. ?. I will order another bottle in a minute if you would like to share. ?

Some of you have no shame! What happened to genteel old ladies?

I’m in the naughty corner as well, apparently had a thread removed!

Wow! A whole thread? That makes you a legend... or perhaps not!

If this carries on we’ll need a bigger naughty step. ?

Just remember:
Alcohol makes for loose lips and loose lips sink ships.
Would anyone like another? ?????

Oh, go on then Marydoll, same glass will do.

I’ve just started a bottle of wine and a bar of chocolate, however I have a good excuse.

I fancy going out clubbing later to a well known seaside resort. Anybody fancy coming? Where I have in mind the alcohol may well be expensive so maybe you had better drink yourselves to a stupor now.

I prefer coffee.

Charleygirl.....?

Oh, you are very brave, Charleygirl! ?

So my post of 16.10 has been deleted.

Getting seriously fed up with all this.

My lips are shealed Marydoll Honeshtly.

May be time for me to move on to coffee now Charley. Hic, hic. I was never a clubber so you will have to share some of your moves. ?

Charleygirl5

I fancy going out clubbing later to a well known seaside resort. Anybody fancy coming? Where I have in mind the alcohol may well be expensive so maybe you had better drink yourselves to a stupor now.

I prefer coffee.

Come to The Argy ...it’s Hawaiian Nite and the pina coladas are flowing?????? .....it’s in Portsmouth, so sort of seasidey, although we are down by the docks.

Ooh, sounds good, Marydoll - I’ll have to get someone to pop into Lidl for me

-HELP-

now to add in the extra dashes, right at the front, no spaces and one at the end ...

--HELP—

OOh BlueBelle you’ve got your work cut out with me.
How come the dashes at the back join together but at the front they maintain the tiny space?
I think that’s the secret but I don’t know how to crack it ...
Reminds me of the boating lake joke....
‘Come in number 16 your time is up.
Number 16!
Number 16?
Number 91 ... are you in trouble?’

GNHQ: instead of deleting posts by long-established posters who do not like being deceived and taken for a ride, why not say to all of us something along the lines of:

"We have discovered some posters were not who they appeared to be and we have banned them".
It would restore some trust.

Thank you.

A Chablis would be lovely, thank you Kalu ?

Merry August Bank Holiday

If there is a poster called Sav Blanc would callistemon have her post deleted as she was being disingenuous to another poster?

After two NZ Sav Blancs I can't remember what disingenuous means.
Nor where New Zealand is, is it somewhere to the right of Australia? Down a bit from New Caledonia?

urmstrong that made me laugh ?. With your - at the end, up you need to insert the other - before the - you’ve already typed. If you see — you’ve not got it right.

callistemon I don’t think I knew what it meant in the beginning. I think my post was deleted because I mentioned a bar (By initials and not by name) that had the same name as a poster or should I say because a poster had taken the user name of a bar. I may just give up and call myself Argy Bargy.