... rather like a vase of dead flowers, because this morning I ran amok in three different shops trying all their testers of body sprays. I carried on until I ran out of bare flesh to squirt the stuff on, then came home empty-handed. I quite often go on long train journeys and all I wanted was something to spray on to cool me down and freshen me up on my travels. It had to be something cheap and cheerful, fresh and sort of 'clean-and-soapy-smelling' which was light and easy to carry around. They all seemed to have a really sickly flowery smell which sadly has lingered... (Holding-nose emoticon) There is one small area, two inches down from my left elbow, which smells quite nice but of course I haven't a clue now which flavour it was. And the middle finger of my right hand is still quite pleasingly fragrant (despite of course being washed several times), but no idea which concoction that was either... Must I repeat this entire tiresome exercise or can any fresh-smelling grans suggest a non-flowery spray?
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