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Mrs. P's new bikini

(77 Posts)
pompa Sun 12-Apr-15 16:04:22

I though I could get Mrs. P one of these for our holiday this year. good idea or not grin - she likes yellow. (have a good look at the faces of the 2 lads in the background)

Warning, do NOT view this if you are easily offended - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

www.thedishh.com/the-latest-beach-trend-is-crazy

pompa Sun 12-Apr-15 21:55:52

Less painful ???? what about pulling them off = ouch - ouch - ouch

granjura Sun 12-Apr-15 21:57:15

Methinks you are enjoying this a bit too much Pompa ;)

pompa Sun 12-Apr-15 22:00:53

Enjoying - no way, all in the interest of science.

janerowena Sun 12-Apr-15 22:12:18

But of course!

I have to admit that the one I wore in the late 70s wasn't much better.

Galen Sun 12-Apr-15 22:16:20

Should be renamed
Clit covers!
Wish I'd the figure to wear them.

pompa Sun 12-Apr-15 22:16:33

This all started because DD posted on FB that she was getting one for her holiday (I think she was joking) (I hope she was joking)

FarNorth Sun 12-Apr-15 23:43:17

I wouldn't mind having the figure but not so keen on wearing bits of string on my delicate parts. Youch!

carmenone Mon 13-Apr-15 04:40:11

hah, We used this shop www.dear-fashion.com when me wanted a plus size bikinis.

suzied Mon 13-Apr-15 05:48:47

You'd get horrible tan lines surely. Almost as attractive as the mankini. just wearing nothing would be a better look.

Katek Mon 13-Apr-15 09:13:52

Ooya, ouch!! Er......what is the point of these? As Suzied says, nothing would be a better look!!

cazthebookworm Mon 13-Apr-15 09:26:15

Galen Really!! shock That did make me laugh.

AlieOxon Mon 13-Apr-15 10:19:28

Now that's really teeny-weeny......

AlieOxon Mon 13-Apr-15 16:05:32

Or itsy-bitsy.
Rather too many bits showing, I think....

tiggypiro Mon 13-Apr-15 16:13:06

I'm not quite sure why they are bothering. I bet the price tag is not as small - less is more !

janerowena Mon 13-Apr-15 17:12:59

grin

AlieOxon Tue 14-Apr-15 08:51:59

And a slight difference to the term 'bikini waxing'?

shysal Tue 14-Apr-15 09:12:09

The words 'cheese' and 'wire' come to mind. Ouch!

shysal Tue 14-Apr-15 09:16:32

Perhaps Mrs P. would prefer one of these.
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10921973/Free-your-breast-nipples-without-actually-going-topless-women.-Yes-this-is-a-thing.html

pompa Tue 14-Apr-15 09:23:53

I am so surprised that no one has said "disgusting". Discomfort seems to be the main concern. I guess that means, if they were more comfortable, you would be wearing them !
Waxing was mentioned, the look, without it would be, (how can I out this ?) rather odd.
Mrs.P once bought me a male G string (posing pouch) as a joke one Christmas, how on earth women can wear them I will never know, soooooo uncomfortable.

Marmight Tue 14-Apr-15 10:08:57

If Mrs.P is to wear one of these, I think it only fair, Pompa that you wear a mankini in Sacha Baron-Cohen fashion grin

pompa Tue 14-Apr-15 10:19:21

I solemnly promise, that if Mrs. P weras one, I will wear a Mankini as described, AND, I will post a photo on here.
I would even run to one on these :- www.tangaland24.de/en/Men

Think I'm safe with this one. wink

Ana Tue 14-Apr-15 10:24:36

Goodness! What a wide range of sizes styles...grin

Gagagran Tue 14-Apr-15 10:54:34

You don't get much for your money do you? wink

MiniMouse Tue 14-Apr-15 11:11:26

pompa Parental Control blocked me from viewing the tangas! Interestingly - controversially - it didn't block me from seeing the dental floss the young ladies were wearing confused

NanaDenise Tue 14-Apr-15 12:08:38

Those chaps - waxed too. Never thought I would see that!