Mrs. P's new bikini

Pages 3 & 4 gave me uncontrollable giggles! The men seem to need to prove something but I'm not sure what!

If you look at the sizing guide XL is 38-46" OMG !!!!!!!!!

I really shouldn't be looking at such things at my age,however if anyone is interested I still have some of those nets we used to put washing powder tablets in.....

I think that just about covers it, as the actress said to the Bishop!

pompa

You are going to give me nightmares .

I think that must be where the term packages comes from!

Love that one with the little bow on top!

(Although it does remind me a bit of a dog-poo bag...)

Tangaland is not a place I wish to visit. Is it in receipt of international aid, or should I say support?

I hear that Tangaland is now back on the up, they have downsized their business model.

I'm starting to read this thread title as 'Mrs P's new bike. Then being disappointed that it's not.

All I can say is best of luck with attempting to 'wear' these outfits (I assume they come with double sided sticky tape to anchor them in place......ouch....
Must feel like cheese wire

JBF - how long did it take you to realize this wasn't about bikes ?

Just a sudden slight abberation pompa.

Pompa....... Time to get out your budgie smugglers, Summer is almost here!

I can probably find a pair of those at the back of a draw somewhere, doubt that they will fit anymore, which is a relief for the others on the beach.

That's done it Roses, derfinate nightmares for me!

pompa.

Don't even bother if they are black. I saw an old guy wearing as pair once and thought the silly old fool look liked he was wearing a rotten banana.

PS. You weren't on the beach at Studland Bay in 2012 were you?

Last time I was a Studland was back in the 70's.

Beautiful beach pompa, Shell Bay's our haunt, just a bit closer to the ferry.

pompa

Of course part of Studland is a nudist beach. You could keep both your mankini and budgie smugglers in the drawer!

I thought 'Studland' was a joke at first...

Ana

Do you know I have never thought of that. .

I bet pompa has!

Yep, booked a hotel for him and Mrs. P.

LOL, oddly, I didn't, must be slipping.
I don't remember Studland being a nudist beach when we went there, as least, not the part we went to.

That's very generous of you POGS, assume you are picking up the bill, thanks.