You're being a bit hard on Lillian40! When I read the OP the poem of Ogden Nash, which was in a book given to me 50+ years ago, came to mind:
"Sure, deck your lower limbs in pants
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance
Have you seen yourself retreating?"
How many houses have Christmas trees up?
NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread
17 people killed by dogs since 2024

