Who will be ordering one of these ?

Ha! You’re absolutely right Parsley!

Germanshepherdsmum

I don’t think I’ll be trying that. Horses in the fields behind us. Easily frightened.

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TBH I’m not sure my dh would even notice! I’ve often said that he would’t notice if I went out topless with my nipples painted green.

@ it wouldn't be seen in Hampshire! it might frighten the ponies

Huh! I've got better boobs than that! So it wouldn't do me justice, although even the wrinkled look in the picture doesn't seem as much in need of ironing as the real me

I'm ordering one plus a Bjork style Swan dress so I can lay an egg at the next garden party .

And a Lady Gaga meat dress .
I'll be popular with the neighbour dogs .

Come back old style Laura Ashley and your perennial floral prints.

Hmmm. I don't think so. My family would be sooo embarrassed - and so would I!!!

‘Skin tone’? I’m much paler than that.

How very unattractive!

Germanshepherdsmum

I don’t think I’ll be trying that. Horses in the fields behind us. Easily frightened.

I love that! Made me laugh out loud!

The men's faces say it all!!
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Are they her own boobs showing through or are they printed onto the outfit?
Either way I think it looks dreadful and not at all attractive

Hmm no thanks.

It looks like too much maintenance to me.

DanniRae

Are they her own boobs showing through or are they printed onto the outfit?
Either way I think it looks dreadful and not at all attractive

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Printed on the dress

The topiary too?

I’m convinced that some of these designers just don’t like women very much, the way they try to dress us.?

Emperor’s New Clothes

Haven't seen the front. Does it come with or without pubic hair?

Gongoozler

It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes!

It would take a lot of front to wear it.

I would think that the smaller the front the better ??

Germanshepherdsmum

The topiary too?

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MawtheMerrier

Emperor’s New Clothes

One of the wags who are appearing in court at the moment, she found it in Davey Jones's locker. She thinks he might be a cross, Dresser.

It is making everyone round her smile, I would wear it for a joke to see the expression on my friends faces but only if it were free.

£515 gives a new meaning to 'money for nothing'.

How sad that any woman would feel the need to wear it! Degrading! I was part of the Womens Movement where we fought to get women to be taken seriously and not just seen as bodies or objects!

Some people simply have NO taste..........or common sense forthat matter!
What a complete waste of £515!