Who will be ordering one of these ?

?? NO!

Oh dear- if the boobs are printed on I would have 4, those, and my own ones much nearer my knees!?

I'd forgotten the topless dresses of the past - gruesome.
And this is horrible.

It is just a dress with a printed design of a naked lady on it. One sees paintings of naked ladies in galleries and nobody bats an eyelid. This would cover my wrinkly body beautifully....hahaha

Speechless. Thankfully.

The journalist who wore it to get public reaction said that a man stopped her and told her the dress brought out the colour of her eyes!

Philippa111 couldn’t agree more. It’s tragic the way everything the women’s movement fought against has been undermined by narcissistic airheads.

Are they going to make a male top and shorts combo... hopefully not ??

Just so vulgar.

(Amazed she wasn't arrested).

'She looks like she's naked and covered in wrinkles'

Hahaha - don't needs the dress for that at my age

I remember The hit man and her. I used to watch it when i worked nights at a care home.

It gives new meaning to the emperor's new clothes, doesn't it? I'd volunteer to wear it down our local high street if you gave me £1 million to do so and allowed me to wear a very large bag over my head so that I cannot possibly be identified.

I insist on payment in advance.

I'd be arrested - even indoors!

Gongoozler

Witzend

A few very extrovert attention-seekers with money to burn, I dare say.

Not long ago I did see someone (from behind) who I honestly thought was naked from the waist down.

However once I got closer I saw that she was simply an exceedingly plump person (after the current thread I dare not use the F word) who was wearing pale pink, absolutely skin tight tights or leggings, with a very short top.

I dare say she thought they looked nice…

I’ve seen her too and wondered why no-one had told her.

I have seen quite a few women in beige leggings. It seems to be the fashion but looks like they have nothing on from a distance. I don't think the wearers realise this though.

@baubles Minoan Gidesses and virgins regularly wore topless dresses

It would be asking for trouble wearing that on the tube or anywhere at night. It's like an invitation. There's so much violence against women as it is.

I knew it works be a mistake to enlarge the picture but I really couldn't work out what was happening around her noo noo area..I was hoping it was a crease in the dress but I don't think it is...?

Would...not works...

Pittcity

I would wear it in the bath to frighten the old lady in the mirror off!!!

If I thought it would work I would invest the money.....you certainly get you 2 meters in the shops.
Now if the could make one in a size 22 that makes me look a size 12 I could be tempted

Well, if they could guarantee I’d look as good in the dress, I’d buy it! But there is no chance of that.

I was in John Lewis, Oxford Street last week- thankfully it was not the same time so at least it saved an ambulance taking me to the local hospital in a total state of shock.

The only word I can use to describe it is obscene.

I occasionally have nightmares about appearing naked in public. If I bought one of these I could make the bad dream a reality.

Easier and less expensive just to go out naked I would have thought, weather permitting of course. If these were common I bet we’d see some horrid sights! Emperors new clothes or what?

I’ve got one and I wear it all the time, especially in supermarkets. ?