The Thirteenth Tale was confusing,
It didn’t have much of a plot,
If ask if I found it amusing,
I might well reply, ‘Not a Lot’
Olivia Coleman looked worried,
It’s something she does rather well,
Vanessa just wouldn’t be hurried,
Although she’d a strange tale to tell.
We all settled down to a thriller
As one of the twins was quite bad,
A child who turned into a killer
And their mother was obviously mad.
The cast was now dropping like flies,
You may well have been scratching your head
But there was yet another surprise
When a toddler appeared in the shed.
We still had a lot to discover
In case you were holding your breath,
It seems Emmeline was a mother
And mad Adeline burned to death
We need a definitive version
From somebody who's read the book
Or we might as well just cast aspersions
Which means that we don't give a f**k