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Archers Addicts 5 !!!!!

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phoenix Sat 24-Sept-16 16:44:21

So, as the trial has been and gone, we are all glad that Helen won, and Rob had his true self revealed, will the rift 'tween Adam & Ian be healed?

Whose jam will be judged to be the best? Will Joe approach his final rest?

Will Grange Farm rent be paid on time?

Can I be arsed inspired to write more drivel rhyme?

Away we go!

Nelliemoser Thu 16-Feb-17 19:54:35

I don't believe that Eddie has rung Oliver. Why does Clarrie always gives in to Eddies stupid ideas instead of challenging him or ringing Caroline or Oliver herself.

Or should I be asking why SWs keep using these same old Grundy family disaster stories.

GracesGranMK2 Thu 16-Feb-17 20:00:25

It sounded to me as if he had just asked Oliver if he minded them having people to stay now and then Merlot. Poor Clarrie. She is a good friend to Helen - and they need that at the moment.

GracesGranMK2 Tue 21-Feb-17 18:25:15

Five Crucial Questions About Ambridge Answered (by Academics)
grin

Lazigirl Tue 21-Feb-17 20:52:10

Thanks GG2 but not sure Jazzer would have been my choice for the biggest pecker grin

GracesGranMK2 Wed 22-Feb-17 13:58:53

Nor mine LG smile. I have to take my hat off to the University of Sterling for this.

Iam64 Wed 22-Feb-17 17:34:46

Thanks for the link GGMK2, that made me smile.

grumppa Thu 23-Feb-17 00:25:48

I never thought The Archers would drive me back to Aristotle's Poetics, which has been untouched on my shelves for some years, but I was so indignant at the way the script has treated Kirsty (now back and very fragile, I think) that I blew the dust off and had a look at what he says on tragedy. "A good man (he regards women as inferior and leaves them out of account) must not be shown as passing from happiness to misfortune; for that does not inspire pity or fear, but is an outrage upon our moral feeling." Which is how I felt about her miscarriage.

He then refers to the "intermediate sort of person, one who is not pre-eminently virtuous and just, one who incurs misfortune not as a result of vice or depravity, but by some error of judgement while enjoying great reputation and prosperity." Kirsty has been pre-eminently virtuous and just compared with most of the characters; she could not be accused of vice or depravity by our standards, and her only error of judgement lay in being too carelessly willing to celebrate Helen's acquittal with Tom. To descend from Aristotle to Gilbert and Sullivan, not only does her punishment fit the crime, but it is out of all proportion to it.

I don't think Aristotle would have approved of the editor and SWs.

AyjayF Fri 24-Feb-17 19:28:02

Ooohh Lilian!!!!

merlotgran Fri 24-Feb-17 19:35:45

Good for Jennifer. Lilian is behaving like an old slapper and Justin is using her.

I hope Miranda divorces him, cites Lilian and takes him to the cleaners.

GracesGranMK2 Fri 24-Feb-17 19:40:00

More like a teenager I thought Merlot although these days the teens seem to have more sensible heads on their shoulders than Lilian is showing at the moment.

I thought the bit with Christine and Jill was well written and played though.

Iam64 Sat 25-Feb-17 09:48:10

Jennifer has had her share of the need for discretion, with Brian's serial philandering, Kate as the nightmare daughter and so on. I suspect finding her older sister having * with the awful Justin was just too much for her to tolerate. Especially with her Party on the horizon, with Mrs Justin/Miranda as guest of honour. Jennifer may be an irritating snob but she's kind hearted and a great example of wives/mothers who just get on with life, no matter what is thrown their way. I enjoy Lilian's character but maybe she could follow her sister's example and behave herself a bit.

Lazigirl Sat 25-Feb-17 10:02:34

Arn't we being a tad sexist here. What's the male equivalent of a slapper? I think Justin's character behaving much worse than Lilian as he is deceiving the charming Miranda.

merlotgran Sat 25-Feb-17 10:20:19

I'm not excusing Justin. I think he's a nasty, sleazy, unfaithful bastard who will drop Lilian in it at the first sign of trouble from (charming?) Miranda.

I still think Lilian is behaving like a desperate old slapper though.

MawBroon Sat 25-Feb-17 10:28:02

Call me ageist but the image of Lillian who must be mid-70's and Justin (same?) being caught in flagrante is not an attractive one. Even on Radio grin

merlotgran Sat 25-Feb-17 10:31:22

The sound effects were enough to scare the horses, Maw shock

MawBroon Sat 25-Feb-17 11:00:30

shock

phoenix Sat 25-Feb-17 11:36:15

I think some have forgotten that Jennifer isn't exactly a paragon of virtue! Didn't she have an affair with her ex husband?

I seem to think that his name was Roger, but that could just be an unfortunate error on my part!

Luckygirl Sat 25-Feb-17 11:41:00

Why didn't they use Lilian's bedroom? Why flap it all around in the living room?

AyjayF Sat 25-Feb-17 13:54:06

Oh. Was it in the living room? Yuck. I was wondering why Jenny barged into Lilians bedroom.

merlotgran Sat 25-Feb-17 16:17:43

I think you hear Jennifer running upstairs because she can hear a noise

Rather a good job Sam's mum didn't give Ruairi a lift home after all. shock

Did we really have to hear Justin pulling up his zip? [yuck]

fiorentina51 Sat 25-Feb-17 17:05:58

Perhaps he was just zipping up his anorak? ?

merlotgran Sat 25-Feb-17 17:12:48

grin Kinky! fiorentina. Do you think he was also wearing his wellies?

Iam64 Sat 25-Feb-17 19:00:56

merlot - your post at 10.20 is perfect. I couldn't agree more with your summary of the awful Justin and the desperate Lilian.
phoenix, I don't see Jennifer as a paragon of virtue at all. I do feel she's done her best to be a fairly discreet desperado.
Poor Raurie, banished to boarding school for ever it seems, never given any lines at all during his very brief visits home and then the possibility that his friend Sam's mum could bring him home and come into the house calling "jennifer" as so many ordinary mother's would have done. Oh no, they'd say, I can't just drop you off Raurie, without making sure your mum knows you're home. Can you imagine, horror of horrors. Plus - the news would inevitably have made its way to Miranda and Jennifer's party would have been in real Trouble.

merlotgran Sat 25-Feb-17 19:08:27

Where did Justin park his car, I wonder?

AyjayF Sat 25-Feb-17 19:25:39

Is that a euphemism, merlotgran?