BTW, I have upgraded Will to the 3, no let's make that 4 slap category, because I feel he is guilty of:
1) Being sexist re women on the cricket team
2) Trying to play the guilt trip thing on Emma re working evening shifts and the possible effect on George
3) That bloody "aaakkksent"
4) Being a damn miserable, moaning, negative, whinging git.
How his dog puts up with working with him I just don't know. And as for the pheasants, it wouldn't surprise me if they were throwing themselves into the line of fire of the guns in an act of mass suicide.