The thought that in a couple of weeks we may be subjected to the sight of Dev marrying Bernie fills me with, well, amusement really.
Good old Bernie, in a former life child abandoner, petty thief, workshy, now elevated to near sainthood, wise, caring, empathetic…
No doubt she will be trotting down the aisle (or the Bistro, has it got a marriage licence?), in an off white creation and veil, quickly cobbled together in the Factory by Sean and co, with the quads in attendance, Gemma as Matron-of-Honour, and given away by Kit, who will leave his hospital bed, and Brody, jointly sharing the honour.
As for Dev….well, I hate to think what an idiot he will look like.
Oh, and Roy will rustle up a posh cake.
😂