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"When my other half and I tied the knot, nearly 45 years ago, we went to the register office with around a dozen dear friends. It was a warm and sunny day so we adjourned to the local park where my brother-in-law - a talented photographer - took lots of pictures. After that, we all went to the pub for beer and sandwiches, and it was a lovely day. The whole event probably cost about £50 and everyone enjoyed it, especially the bride and groom."
"We received presents such as an ironing board, an iron or pillowcases. My nephew got married a few weeks ago and had a John Lewis gift list. I was gobsmacked when I read it. One of the items was a £350 barbecue!"
"I don't think there was any such thing as a bridezilla in our day. Not that they are all like that now but today's expectations do generally seem far greater."
"There have been big changes since the very proper 'kitchen tea' of the early 1970s when you got very excited about an afternoon tea and some tea towels. The 'Bucks' night' tended to be a little more exciting as my now ex-husband ended up in casualty with various injuries including fractured ribs!"
"Candy carts, ice cream van, candy floss stand, doughnut wall, casino tables, inflatable bouncy castle, children's activity centre with staff, photo booth, wedding cake AND groom's cake, band for reception and jazz band for later in the evening, fireworks, a full pipe band march past after dinner, magicians to work the tables, storytellers to entertain guests while the photos are being taken, harpists and string quartets...the list is endless and expensive!"
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"We married at 11am in a registry office and back to a hotel for the wedding breakfast and photos. We returned to my mum and dad's for tea then we left at about 6pm to go to London. Simples! We loved it and there was no stress at all - can't speak for my parents, though!"
"At a wedding I went to recently, the mother of bride and the mother of the groom were expected to wear the same outfit!"
"I miss the 'olden days' when the people down the street made sausage rolls and sandwiches to help out (the lid of the twin tub made a huge tray for it all) and the scout hut or similar was the venue. All my family were musicians and singers - wedding singers and planners were unheard of back then."
"The strangest one we attended recently saw the bride change three times during the proceedings, each dress more lavish than the last."
"It's hardly surprising that today's generation can't afford to get on the housing ladder. The considerable deposit had been spent on the wedding!"