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To want to have a famous bum?

(34 Posts)
helshea Mon 22-Oct-12 06:45:39

I am going to start a rumour about how lovely my bum .. then I can make loads of money writing articles for newspapers about how to entertain and hold perfect parties.... NOT! and become a major celeb.... just because I have a pert bottom.. (don't tell anyone I am a fraud though)

Nelliemoser Thu 25-Oct-12 10:18:50

The one I have has done me ok for 64 years I can't say I am bothered now!

(I am quite lucky as wherever else fat sits on me bum and thighs are not too bad.)

artygran Thu 25-Oct-12 15:19:43

Yes, mine is as good as Pippa's - then I wake up!

petallus Thu 25-Oct-12 16:10:07

Anyway, what bum wouldn't look good draped in a designer dress and only a tantalizing outline on show. Pippa could have cellulite for all we know grin

sweetpea Fri 26-Oct-12 16:59:43

Personally I can't see what the fuss is all about but I do reckon she's a bit of a tart (treasonable offence I wonder)?!

sundance Fri 26-Oct-12 19:03:35

mine is not bad, according to my wife!!!

NfkDumpling Sun 28-Oct-12 16:29:52

*grin

Joan Sun 28-Oct-12 22:50:26

Hmmmm - to compare mine with Pippa's and work out who has the best, it would all depend on whether it was about quantity or quality!

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 10:17:33

I have definitely got quantity....dosent help cos my legs are short so my knees are nearer my bum which makes it look like it hangs further down...sad