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I am going to give you all a "Virtual" £500 to spend, how will "you" spend it?

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bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 16:24:30

Now remember it is "Virtual" I don't want you knocking on my door in the morning.. (do read the small print below) grin

small print>>>>>>>> "this is a "Virtual" not real £500 " (unfortunatly) sad

but "enjoy the spend" grin

Grannylin Fri 02-Nov-12 20:33:25

Me too Gn so £240 for replacement car key, £50 for a new fluffy white dressing gown and pair of willies, rest on wine- had a bad week!

Grannylin Fri 02-Nov-12 20:34:54

No! Not that bad.Wrote wellies not willies- stupid iPad

Ella46 Fri 02-Nov-12 20:37:42

Grannylin grin grin yes, we believe you!!

Ana Fri 02-Nov-12 20:39:47

Ha, ha Grannylin - only just noticed that! grin (Freudian slip?)

grannyactivist Fri 02-Nov-12 20:39:53

erm....Freudian slip Grannylin? Have another wine. grin

glassortwo Fri 02-Nov-12 20:42:43

grin grin grannylin have another wine

jeni Fri 02-Nov-12 20:43:45

I would go for a willy, not greedy so not a pair! On someone else , not me!confused

Grannylin Fri 02-Nov-12 20:55:36

Glad you added the last bit jeni- strange sight came to mind grin

Faye Fri 02-Nov-12 20:57:38

Thanks for the laugh Grannylin I wondered why you wanted two willies and I misread your post and for a second thought you meant to rest on the willies. I imagined you resting on two willies in your white dressing gown. I was very confused

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 21:13:27

Was passing by and caught sight of jeni's shopping list...[shocked]

Smoluski Fri 02-Nov-12 21:15:15

And then read back and saw that grannylin wanted a pair of themgrin

bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 21:17:07

Grannylin you greedy gal!! "did you not read the small print" "no purchases of a "sexual" nature to be bought! blush I shall be sending the pleasure police round to your house right now! to remove such item/s!!) tut! tut!

jeni Fri 02-Nov-12 21:19:26

Spoilsport!angry

bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 21:22:40

anyone else anything to "declare" ! we do have standards! at GN hmm

jeni Fri 02-Nov-12 21:24:17

Oh yes! But they are pretty low! Look at Lils bar!

jeni Fri 02-Nov-12 21:25:07

Oh! And who are you going to castrate?

bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 21:26:13

ohhh Iv'e peeped through the window in Lil's bar.... don't think I will be stepping in there! I have my reputation to think of grin some unsavoury characters in there shock

bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 21:27:26

oh I can think of one or two grin DD ex for a start lol lol.

bikergran Fri 02-Nov-12 21:28:31

whoooops slipping off the thread now.! shock

jeni Fri 02-Nov-12 21:28:44

grin

kittylester Fri 02-Nov-12 21:33:06

nonu The Brudenell at Aldeburgh. Do you know it? I just love it !

harrigran Fri 02-Nov-12 23:39:38

Thanks biker I will put the money towards a new handbag grin

numberplease Sat 03-Nov-12 01:15:58

Towards, Harrigran? How much do your handbags cost?

bikergran Sat 03-Nov-12 08:25:18

lol @ number smile

harrigran Sat 03-Nov-12 10:31:52

number has DH paid you to spy on me ? shan't say how much the bag costs in case it incriminates me grin