The Great Flood instead? One end of the village is closed off due to one of the rivers having burst its banks So, having been shuttled by here and there by different buses this morning so DH could go and get his new gnashers installed, I can see that the other river has burst its banks (we're between the two) and the water is creeping across the field towards us . I'm not going to bother hoovering now.
Dig a drainage ditch like those ones we had to dig at guide camps long ago, marelli . Hope the water doesn't reach you. Our back terrace is awash, but then it often is. We just have to make sure the drains aren't blocked.
I must've been on a lot of wet camps. We used to dig a trench around each tent to stop water running in. They were the patrol tents with no built in ground sheet. Great tents but harder work than modern ones.