Help! need 'polite society' expression...

Very eloquently and elegantly put, bags!

'Are you 'aving a larf?'

Lordy Lugwash

Lordy Lordy Mr Claudy

Blimey O' Reilly

Flying figs

Flying farts

Can't be arsed

Sod that for a game of soldiers.

I am listening to your reasoning but in this instance I cannot concur with your thoughts.

I am leaving this situation due to my obvious inability to rationalise your thought process.

Bugger that is certainly more to my liking and says it all bags. . Unless you are going to say it to me of course.

Maybe saying 'Turf bridge!' in Welsh is the same as saying 'Sugar!' in English?

Sounds good to me Bags (tick emoticon)

I like that one Annie and being a Scot the ch comes naturally

Do they have an Equalities Headtutor equivalent who you could appeal to?

You could suggest that they install a Tutor Jobsworth Naughty Step for breaching inclusiveness. Just a thought . . .

The Scots vernacular version would be 'Aye - Right!,' but really has to be spoken to get the right amount of disdain and venom into it.

Just remembered a bloke when I worked for a short stint at a recruitment agency.

I rang to ask if he wanted a shift at a well known distributor, 'tray washing'.

He said "I would rather put my head in a plastic bag and boil it in water, or wash the wife's knickers".

I said I'll take that as a no then shall I.

Alioxen, turf, sod, clump of soil , choose which ever, but it doesn't mean sugar .

Agus, so difficult explaining the ch isn't it lol

Och, I know what you mean Annie

Annie I think Alioxen was referring to my post. In my part of the country Oh, sugar! means the same as Oh, bu**er ! ( or which ever expletive you choose)

I had a rather prim mature student who, when she wanted to express annoyance, would say, 'Oh, buttercups and daisies'. But I don't think that's quite your style, Bags.

Why say anything? Just perfect The Look

Not entirely sure what the problem is but if they are claiming to be helpful to people with disabilities but only on their terms, they need to be told! Equal opportunities rules supreme.

To me it's an alternative to 'Oh s**t'.....

B Wondering if you included your suggested comment. I thought it perfectly pitched.

Go and read the Equalities Act

'In Your Dreams, Sunshine'

Shut the front door....

Scheibenkleister, sounds rude but it isn't.

You can't be serious man!

"Request to those who would like to use my services in the future: run it by me first so I can check whether the effort is worth the outcome, and I'll let you know what the chances are of success. Also, pay me."

Oops just saw there's no question of payment. So the word "free" would have to be inserted in front of the word "services", and drop the rest .

Let us know what you do in the end, Bags.