Help! need 'polite society' expression...

B.......cks I will be told off by GNHQ if I print the full word but it works for me. lol . if just part of anatomy after all

What's wrong with bollocks?
I startled one of my clinical tutors by using the word when being been told that you could have a female haemophiliac.
I was correct. He was just testing us, but didn't expect THAT word from the nice polite, refined Miss B

Why would you be told off by GN for saying bollocks.

I find that 'do one', usually works! Said with venom of course!

liked most comments-- but the tywarchen bont , I thought perfect and funny too !

tywarchen bont -means turf bridge--so turf is a sod of earth and bridge is between two safe places - or jump off ?

dywarchen I ffwrdd- was not translated ?

A bit like 'El Torro PooPoo' --- Bull S--t

Way beyond the call of duty!

jcdoh it was translated for me by google translate

Maybe not more polite, but I like "Sod that for a game of soldiers !"

Scheisse, the German word for Merde (French), comes of the tongue better.

Perhaps 'go away impolitely' - at best they will and at worst give you an odd look ...

"Or, as they say in Polish, Pissky Offsky."

(They don't really say that in Polish, but it can raise a laugh without offending anyone).

Bugger off seems fine to me