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I am contemplating ways to kill Grampy...... input welcome !!

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NanaandGrampy Tue 10-Jan-17 16:51:02

Today, we were watching Lorraine and one of the Loose Women was on ( I forget her name) talking about divorce and not wasting your life.

I cant remember exactly what I said - something like 'I can't bear this whining woman, turn it off if you're not watching'?

To which Grampy replied ' You've gotten bitter since you turned 60 , you can have your point of view but I don't have to hear it !'

When I told him I was hurt ( I'm almost positive I'm not bitter about anything or anyone and certainly not since my birthday ) he laughed. Waited a touch too long and then said 'sorry'.

Not on his knees !

Not sorry at all .....

I have decided after 40 years if a) he has not learned to tune me out
or
b) I cant say what I like without fear of favour to him

he has to go !

Choices available to me :

Under the patio
Under the car
A 'trip' down the stairs
Drain cleaner in his dinner.

Any advice gratefully received !!

DaphneBroon Thu 12-Jan-17 12:10:15

How could lambs rush anywhere Yorkshiregel if they didn't have a leg to stand on? grin

Greyduster Thu 12-Jan-17 12:26:24

Roses Sherlock, surely ("don’t call me surely!")!

Katek Thu 12-Jan-17 13:36:20

"You can't be serious?"

Greyduster Fri 13-Jan-17 13:02:52

Katek ?

NanaandGrampy Fri 13-Jan-17 14:44:41

Is that said in a Victor Meldrew type voice Katek?

In case it wasn't. ....no I'm not serious ( but never hurts to know what's what)smile