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Newatthis Thu 13-Aug-20 12:18:50

With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.

Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"

Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.

The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'

A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time

boodymum67 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:53:51

to ALL the negative respondents......have a laugh why don't you? You might enjoy it! It`s a brilliantly funny post......we hear enough gloom and doom, so lighten up!

TerriBull Thu 13-Aug-20 13:53:52

So it seems the name "Karen" is now a pejorative term for some sort of entitled woman of a certain age!

hmm perhaps when this term was coined (transwoman) Karen White was who they had in mind given they insisted being moved to a woman prison, so they could be free to assault a few of the females in there. Pretty entitled I'd say shock

Oopsminty Thu 13-Aug-20 13:59:11

I found it rather amusing

Reminds me of articles in the Daily Mash

Thanks for posting!

Marketkat Thu 13-Aug-20 14:04:08

Chavington is an actual place, I was confused on reading this until I read the comments then I realised that Chavington and Karen were derogatory remarks for people who know this government is to blame for the whole sorry mess we find ourselves in. I applaud the Karen’s of this world.

HAZBEEN Thu 13-Aug-20 14:08:23

I too found it funny. Some people have had a definite sense of humour bypass. This PM (who by the way I DONT always agree with) is the target of so much blame why not the weather. It also pokes fun at the very people some of the other posters have mocked on other threads.
Now I shall retire behind the sofa and await the pearl clutching for daring to criticize.

JenniferEccles Thu 13-Aug-20 14:27:08

What on earth is unpleasant about it?

Yes it’s not the wittiest, cleverest piece I’ve read but does that matter?

It’s a dig at those like teachers’ unions for example, who expect the government to spell out exactly how they should operate.

The responses have been very enlightening!

Callistemon Thu 13-Aug-20 14:35:39

Marketkat

Chavington is an actual place, I was confused on reading this until I read the comments then I realised that Chavington and Karen were derogatory remarks for people who know this government is to blame for the whole sorry mess we find ourselves in. I applaud the Karen’s of this world.

I'm not sure that it is a real place.
There's a Chalvington and a Chevington but I've never heard of a Chavington.

Karens of the world unite - time to reclaim your name!!

Boris has waved his magic wand and it's much cooler here today. Thanks, Boris.

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Firecracker123 Thu 13-Aug-20 14:39:03

Thanks for posting it gave me a chuckle.

God there are some miserable bxxxxxs on here. Mostly Remainers it seems going by the names.

Orangerose Thu 13-Aug-20 14:41:23

Haha love it.

Hey Furret I must have a ‘little mind’
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Callistemon Thu 13-Aug-20 14:42:49

mostly remainers it seems

No ?

Oopsadaisy3 Thu 13-Aug-20 14:45:54

I thought it was funny, it popped up on FB this morning, prior to this there was A similar BBC announcement saying that

‘in future all answers to the Covid situation would be forwarded to Karen on FB who seems to be an expert’
obviously alluding to the fact that everyone on FB at the time appeared to know exactly what was needed, despite what the Government was saying.They could have used any name, but they used the name Karen.

So, it has nothing to do with Transwomen,

Chavington references the ‘Chavs‘ also from various FB pages.

So lighten up people, it’s a Joke.

Lucca Thu 13-Aug-20 14:53:22

Just to say it’s not a question of not wanting to laugh... it just wasn’t funny in my view . Unbelievable that people have made this political ?

Newatthis Thu 13-Aug-20 15:14:38

Definition 'Apology' :

A regretful acknowledgement of an offence or failure.

For anyone missed my second post or doesn't know what the word 'apology' means.

Urmstongran Thu 13-Aug-20 15:28:41

I’m a bear of very little brain so it made me smile Newatthis! I liked the ‘cold lives matter’. Silly nonsense but why not? However, as I was called ‘idiotic’ on a thread a few days ago so I might not be the best judge!
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Jane10 Thu 13-Aug-20 15:29:18

Most of us didn't take offence so don't expect or need an apology. I hope you haven't been put off posting.

Evoha16 Thu 13-Aug-20 15:32:54

‘Watch your thoughts - for they become your words - watch your words they will become your actions’

trisher Thu 13-Aug-20 15:46:19

It's not funny and it's badly done. It's unlikely that Karen, who I suppose is meant to be a chav, would use the term "obese" about her kids and does anyone really refer to "weed" anymore? And "Hubby" is so middle class!
I'd recommend watching Vicky Pollard on Little Britain but they have taken that off the air.

ladymuck Thu 13-Aug-20 15:54:36

I found it quite amusing...look beneath the lines and you can see what she is really saying. Good for her!
Hope you stick around, Newatthis...we need more like you on this site.

sharon103 Thu 13-Aug-20 16:02:37

My type of humour Newatthis. Made me laugh. grin

trisher Thu 13-Aug-20 16:06:39

I know what she(he?) is really saying ladymuck but it could be done so much better.

Orangerose Thu 13-Aug-20 16:19:55

trisher

I know what she(he?) is really saying ladymuck but it could be done so much better.

Oh trisher don’t worry so much. It’s just a JOKE.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 13-Aug-20 16:20:34

I do think that humour is badly needed at the moment ?

Thank you for posting newatthis

No apology is necessary ?‍♀️

Lucca Thu 13-Aug-20 16:23:19

Newatthis

Definition 'Apology' :

A regretful acknowledgement of an offence or failure.

For anyone missed my second post or doesn't know what the word 'apology' means.

Absolutely no need to apologise newatthis!

I didn’t realise it was compulsory for everyone to have the same sense of humour ? For example I find Mrs browns boys singularly unfunny but some people love it. Nothing political,about it.

Elegran Thu 13-Aug-20 16:23:23

What a lot of pompous hot air some posters write!

So you don't find it funny? OK, don't laugh - no-one is holding a gun to your head and threatening to shoot you.

You think all Karens are being insulted and accused of being Chavs? You must already have associated the name Karen with chavs to think that - perhaps it should have been Lavinia from Belgravia? Would it be Ok to insult all Lavinias? Oh yes, of course it would, because Lavinia is a name we associate with prissy upper middle class women and it is fair game to sneer at them.

"Weed" and "hubby" are oldfashioned and outdated? Does that mattter? Do all jokes have to be snappy and full of up-the minute idioms?

It is political? Yes, of course. Nothing wrong with that. It is already a running joke that the weather has been awful since we decided to leave the EU, or since the government (whichever is in power at any given time) was elected.

Loosen up. We neeed all the laughs we can get.

Elegran Thu 13-Aug-20 16:25:05

". . it could be done so much better." Are you really applying literary criticism to a joke?