This is obviously lighthearted!
Do posters picture other posters?
I see gonegirl as very slim, energetic, blond, busy, athletic and a good cook!
I see Maryeliza as a size 12/14 a reader and with a very wide social circle who does voluntary work.
I see urmstrongrsn as quite tall and slim, likes a night out, loud and cheeky but very soft heated.
feel free to add posters
Forgetting where you left your keys does not mean you are “losing it”