A new and humorous story - add a couple of sentences

Mrs Parker noticed the ragged curtains and realised the cat had done her bidding. She stopped barking and started to laugh sarcastically.

But that was nothing to how it was affecting their cat. Each time she barked, the cat ran up the curtains, and using its claws, abseiled down again, tearing the fabric to shreds.

Their parrot was being made very nervous by the barking, especially in the early hours.

all that staring and spying and had brought up an ongoing paranoia. Mrs Parker could no longer bark like a dog in the downstairs cloakroom as the elderly couple the other side had made a complaint

I told them that you had not been alright since they moved in..

She replied and said "It's my only entertainment, I have nothing else to do! "

They asked me if I thought you were alright as you seem to spend a lot of time at the window....

It was her neighbour on the other side. She said, "You know that young couple next door to you....."

both with toilet roll ' binoculars ' staring up at her . She jumped back pretending that she'd been adjusting her curtains , just at that her phone rang.....