Are my seams straight? Are you courting? We're going steady. He's so square. It's a shotgun wedding. Ooh, he sends me! (About a pop star) See you later Alligator!
My Mum used to say "Never mind, worse things happen at sea". Trouble is, she still said it when I was engaged to a sailor!
(And something 'worse' did happen at sea - he got washed overboard in a storm in April 1967 in the north Atlantic: he just got rescued in time before the cold killed him)
Margaret - My mother-in-law always used to say we have enough blue in the sky to make an elephant a pair of trousers! DH still says it now. Think they got that a bit mixed up somehow.
Yes, walk round with greasy hair and everyone knew you were 'on'
My house is only getting licks and promises at the moment, decorating one small room and boxes everywhere, plus the plasterer came this morning. I promise I will clean it properly soon.
I give my house a 'cat lick'! If someone was looking miserable they would be told 'if the wind changes, you'll stick like that'. We were also told we shouldn't wash our hair at 'that time of the month' If you had a small piece of good fortune it was 'better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper'
Was always taught that it was bad manners to ask "What's for tea?" if we had visitors -- so the answer would be "A run round the table and a kick at the cat" or "Hens' bare feet in a bottle"
If someone had reached a great age he'd had " a good kick at the ball"
Flying low = your zips undone!!!!! (we also said) Charley's dead! Shoot a bunny (farting!!!) Money in the bank Frank?(what sort of job have you got! A hep cat = super cool!