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Didsbury Thu 27-Aug-20 22:51:47

When you see a sign, which is grammatically incorrect, which ones irritate you the most

Seeing apostrophes in plurals.
I was in an office one day and saw a poster which told us what happened on each day of the week
It had apostrophes in plurals
Monday's Tuesday's and son on
I had to sit down with a glass of water and recover.

The one that gets me when I am in Morrisons's
10 items or less - it should be 10 items or fewer

Generally, the rule is if the noun is countable or uncountable

welbeck Thu 27-Aug-20 22:56:53

life must be very wearing for you.
best to stay in and snuggle down with ernest gowers.

kircubbin2000 Fri 28-Aug-20 08:33:04

Im disgusted with our local facebook group.Nearly every post talks about 'I seen' or 'I had went'. These people speak like this .?

Charleygirl5 Fri 28-Aug-20 08:39:19

If you read my local Nextdoor online one would be hard pushed to know if eg the person was a cleaner or wanted one the grammar was so dreadful.

Charleygirl5 Fri 28-Aug-20 08:40:13

I am not a fan of "I could of gone there".

Shelmiss Fri 28-Aug-20 08:42:26

Could of, or should of really irritates me angry

aggie Fri 28-Aug-20 08:48:25

I know several people who “ speak like this “ none are “cleaners “
Language evolves , it is not static

Nortsat Fri 28-Aug-20 09:00:11

I have posted this before, but it bears repeating - at my GP, there is a screen, where patients can sign in electronically rather than going to the receptionist.

The screen says “Arrive me” ...

Witzend Fri 28-Aug-20 09:12:09

I’ve still never seen anything to beat a couple of
printed (!) signs in a huge Asda some years ago - both on the same day.

‘New Zeeland chedder’, and ‘rasers are now in the shampoo aisle’ (amazing that it wasn’t ‘isle’ now I come to think of it - I’ve seen that twice very recently.

There was no point in saying anything, though. Not long previously there had been a very basic mistake (it’s/its) on printed notices all over the shop. Since the manager happened to be on the shop floor I politely pointed it out, but it was clear that he had no idea what I was talking about!

Yes. @aggie, of course language evolves, but that’s IMO a rather different thing from SPAG mistakes. Some words have come to have different meanings since e.g. Jane Austen’s era - ‘vicious’ is one that comes to mind, ditto ‘nice’.

tickingbird Fri 28-Aug-20 09:23:18

Mischievious instead of mischievous is the one that gets me and I hear newsreaders etc using it.

Lucca Fri 28-Aug-20 09:41:38

aggie

I know several people who “ speak like this “ none are “cleaners “
Language evolves , it is not static

Aggie I think you have misread. charleygirl’s post.

Alexa Fri 28-Aug-20 09:49:08

What annoys me about wrong positioning of apostrophes is why the writer has not troubled to check if it's correct.

nanasam Fri 28-Aug-20 11:17:28

A huge sign in our local supermarket said "Back to School! Stationary sale now on!" [hmmm]

grandtanteJE65 Fri 28-Aug-20 12:00:33

Yes, language evolves, but there will always have been people who didn't care for the changes while they were taking place.

A lot of languages manage quite well without the genitive apostrophe and English seems to be moving in that direction, but why anyone would think an apostrophe was necessary in a plural beats me!

Alexa, I feel certain that those who use apostrophes wrongly, don't know the rules and therefore cannot check them.

I have taught English as a foreign language for years, and all my pupils have been taught the rules and didn't find them difficult, which rather points to the fact that you need to have been taught them.

Tweedle24 Fri 28-Aug-20 12:22:11

The apostrophe that annoys me most, one that is often seen in books, is the one misplaced in names — James’ instead of James’s, Charles’ instead of Charles’s.

As for fewer and less, I agree too that ‘fewer than 10’, sounds better than ‘ less’ but, some grammar books will say that the two words are interchangeable. I still think it sounds wrong.

Katek Fri 28-Aug-20 12:54:26

I was always taught that possessive form of nouns ending in ‘s’ should only have an apostrophe and not an additional ‘s’. So James’ or Thomas’ not James’s or Thomas’s. Double ‘s’ looks and sounds unwieldy/unnecessary

GrandmaKT Fri 28-Aug-20 13:05:19

Both are correct. I agree with Katek that Charles' looks neater than Charles's

growstuff Fri 28-Aug-20 13:12:32

Katek

I was always taught that possessive form of nouns ending in ‘s’ should only have an apostrophe and not an additional ‘s’. So James’ or Thomas’ not James’s or Thomas’s. Double ‘s’ looks and sounds unwieldy/unnecessary

I was taught that too, although I understand both are now acceptable. James' or Mrs Jones' is the older form.

tickingbird Fri 28-Aug-20 14:13:24

Katek - I was taught that too. James’ not James’s.

honeyrose Fri 28-Aug-20 14:41:28

I dislike seeing “your”
instead of “you’re”. For example, “your very kind to take me shopping”.

Alexa Fri 28-Aug-20 14:42:37

I usually write James's unless the person is a Personage such as St James then it's James'.

But I would not write 'Alexis's' because that is uncomfortable with all the hissing . I write Jesus' not Jesus's. Socrates' not Socrates's.

It depends like so much else especially in matters of morality.

V3ra Fri 28-Aug-20 14:46:19

Special offer from a garden centre:
"Cacti Plant... Free"
I'm just wondering how many I can claim ?

Rufus2 Fri 28-Aug-20 14:47:01

I was taught that too. James’ not James’s.
tickingbird I use James' when there is (are?) more than one James! hmm

growstuff Fri 28-Aug-20 14:54:49

Alexa

I usually write James's unless the person is a Personage such as St James then it's James'.

But I would not write 'Alexis's' because that is uncomfortable with all the hissing . I write Jesus' not Jesus's. Socrates' not Socrates's.

It depends like so much else especially in matters of morality.

I don't understand what morality has to do with it.

Many of us were taught to write James' or Thomas' at school. It used to be called a Saxon genitive and used to be the norm. These days, both forms are "correct", although an additional "s" isn't used for biblical names.

It's to do with custom and practice rather than "correctness".

GrandmaKT Fri 28-Aug-20 15:23:20

Rufus2

^I was taught that too. James’ not James’s.^
tickingbird I use James' when there is (are?) more than one James! hmm

No Rufus2, if there was more than one James, it would be Jameses! As in This house belongs to the Jameses, or This is the Jameses' house.