It's an oeuf

Might find ourselves in a bit of an omelette don’t you think?

more like poached or scrambled ..
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Un oeuf is un oeuf......

Addled!

Just about sums up the Brexiteer press!

They have egg on their faces with that one.

Not what they're cracked up to be, those Europeans. The yolk is on them. ?

Never wise to have all your eggs in one basket

I'm sure we'll end up being the ones who shell out, though.

sodapop

Just read an article in the Mail where it states that Britain is released from the yolk of a bureaucratic organisation. It's a worry.

Oh dear!
As bad as yesterday’s Telegraph in an article about First Ladies and fashion talking aboutMichelle Obama “bearing” her arms.
Anybody spot the holster?

probably something to do with that country where certain words have to be spelled with omelettes on top them.

re MawBe,
As bad as yesterday’s Telegraph in an article about First Ladies and fashion talking aboutMichelle Obama “bearing” her arms.

i appreciated the commentary on radio 4, where we were informed that the first second gentleman is wearing ralph lauren.
didn't mention his heels though.

Wearing Ralph Lauren? He must be strong!
No doubt he has broad shoulders
Would be easier to wear clothes designed and made by Ralph Lauren.

I thought this thread was going to be about chocolat.

The choccy eggs are all gone now Elliane so it was just you being hopeful?
It’s an old thread from January, but if we can think up more eggy yolks/ yokes/ jokes we can keep it going.
As to Brexit...well, we couldn’t make an omelette without breaking a few /EU eggs.????

aha!

When on a French exchange visit I was told this joke by my penfriend’s younger brother:
HIM: Sais-tu faire un huit( 8) avec ton cul?
ME: (trying hard to wiggle my bum in a figure of eight) Eh, non!
HIM: Alors, tu est moins intelligente qu’une poule, parcequ’une poule sait faire un oeuf (un 9) avec son cul. (Giggles)

My French friend doesn’t believe eggs are round.
He’s a member of the Flat Oeuf society.

In the wake of Philip's demise, the BBC News website said the palace was 'weary' of people placing flowers outside in the pandemic. Later versions amended it to 'wary'.

So today at least one of the many items on the same page refers to Prince Phillip with two 'l's.

I won’t egg you on to contribute to this eggcellent thread.

French teenage exchange memories!
Penfriend: Tu aimes les gars?
Me: Ah oui, Kings Cross, Victoria, Gare du Nord.

Why are fried eggs called oeufs miroir?

Riverwalk

Just about sums up the Brexiteer press!

Watch out. you'll upset all the DM readers who defend so heartily!

Eggstremely funny thread.