How many Grandads do we have?

Definitely something hot and steaming jeni ...

Manure?

I used to like spotted dick with custard,but a bloke I knew , had a spotted dick with ointment, So I guess that's not the same thing? (confused]
Ask Lil.She may,kmow!

jeni our Lil has always been a lady of effluence,and she can put it on her roses around the outside lav.

gramps Lil says your friend got his just desserts....in future keep his desserts to himself...

If in need of a broad, cheeky I cannot do better than read about the latest hankipankies at Lil's. Nellie you should be a copywriter. You're such fun.

Have just spoken to Mr. Syberia. He may join............don't know if he will call himself Mr. Syberia though!!!

syberia ...Naughty nellie needs all the men she can get. Beware! She'll turn his head.

So long as that's all she turns!

Yes it's true there are a few 'granddads' on here but if they are all like myself it is a question of finding the time between rock climbing, hand gliding and body building as to when to address the world problems on gransnet.

HAND GLIDING[shocked]

jeni don't be shocked, he is not best at spelling!!!

Oh! It's a typo is it? I thought it was reference to the sin of Oman(sp)

He might mean hang gliding jeni if not must be down to gramps ointment....wonder if he is a friend of *gramps [ grin]

Should be ONAN!

for all those that noticed the typo. It should of read (of course) han glidding which of course is a version of origami used to produce aeronautical shapes from paper.

Tricky

If you believe that? good start and well chosen name Tricky!
(we had a budgie with name tricky, he was green agoraphobic and named after Nixon!

Thanks for that jeni. You can never have too many Tricky days. Not so sure about too many tricky dickies though.

jeni love budgie's name.
Tricky...yay! like your name. 'Though I can't help but think...'Tricky Dicky'...seems to trip off the tongue more readily.

Nellie's the expert on tricky dickies

You said it, jeni...she graduated with dishonours

Hi Tricky,
Origami paper very expensive. Good tissue paper ok, but challenging, especially watching out for the perforations when unrolling! "Bronco" is one that springs to mind!

Izal sanitised. Government property

Think Hand gliding sounds much more fun...and right up our Lils street

Hand gliding sounds inspirational.
In my youth I think it was not known as such, and was often customary to receive a swift rebuff - unless you were lucky!