Louisamay I worked with a similar "doth protest too much" lady whose observed habits were gross, she used to eat raw fish fingers off the staff room draining board, dipping them into a pile of salt similarly placed 
She once famously announced as she finished work one lunchtime, "I'm going home to do the spring cleaning" then spoilt the effect by adding "and then I'm going to dig the garden". Strangely enough we didn't believe her! 
Disappearing contributors - part 2
The difference between Wealth Tax, Inheritance Tax and Income Tax



