A new family baby is yours to treasure, yours being the operative word. Am I alone as a granny or mother despairing of the boasting, comparisons, finding them intrusive and bad manners, after listening politely about any of off springs wonderful prowess am I meant to counter with how wonderful mine are, no we are meant to just join in with your praise. My own babies, I thought were rather ugly and did not compare with all the stories of other babies, they only started to become interesting after six months, all my grandchildren similar. I think I will have to start with dire tales of untruth, one is a lap dancer, another may run cocaine out of Columbia, come on ladies start inventing.