Grr Grr grr

my nephew says "nice one", instead of "thank-you"

I've got to admit to being guilty of some of the above, although I know it's poor English.
One of my pet hates is somethink instead of something.
Also if you can't pronounce your th's you shouldn't be a media presenter.

Thee/Thuh! Wow, I never knew that. I'm astonished!

As well as all those mentioned already, I also cannot bear to hear"it needs cleaned", or any other past participle, after "it needs". Surely " it needs cleaning" is correct? ( with apologies for some incorrect punctuation there)

I noticed in Scotland that was used a lot.

It needs (to be, understood) cleaned.
That's what I always thought it was, anyway.

"I was like wow!"
(Young colleague telling me she had met a new boyfriend.)

I do use a lot of these sayings myself , and I'm not easily aggravated by them. But "I turned round and said.......and then he turned round and said......., so I turned round and said......." always conjures up a mental picture to me of people physically doing this!

Calling Christmas Crimbo! Hate it.

The BBC playing the same Christmas Carol over and over again as a link between programmes:

*Hark the Herull
Dangels sing*

Please BBC - play the version by King's College Choir not a dumbed-down version by some pop singer!!

And they always say it after something really simple such as 'I went to the shops today, if you know what I mean.' How could I not?

I'm always wary when I'm told, "I don't mean to be rude/mean/racist but....", because I know that that's exactly what they will be.

The things I hate are legion - I noticed before Christmas people were saying 'I'm so excited for Christmas'. Where did that come from and when? It's 'I'm so excited about Christmas'. I can be excited for you, if you are doing something out of the ordinary, but not for the thing itself. Increasingly I hear the 'n' dropped from the indefinite article before a vowel sound, giving 'she was a important person', for example. People don't seem to understand the difference between count and uncount nouns and how we use them, so they say 'an amount of people' when they should say 'a number of people'. I suppose I should be grateful not to have yet heard 'a number of sugar/wine/hope' or anything else you can't count.

"my bad"...what's wrong with good old-fashioned "sorry, it's my fault"