Foods You Shouldn't Eat But Do

I usually have a reasonably healthy diet however my list is:

Oven chips - only allow myself to have them approx. once a fortnight

Magnum Classic - I have to be strict with myself or I can eat a box of 4 over the course of a day

Jam doughnuts - I have one at the weekend as a special treat

Crisps - when depressed I can eat several packets in one sitting

I have no problem ignoring things like chocolate and cakes (except doughnuts) in fact I still have chocolates in my fridge which I received at Christmas

Yes, it's all coming out now!

Low fat yogurt with spoonful removed to be replaced by double cream and nuts.

I fondly remember the Gransnetter who treated herself at Christmas with a pork pie washed down with Gaviscon. My kinda girl!

Oh yes, Fish Finger sandwiches with lots of ketchup.
I too love Crab Sticks. I like to eat a whole pack and dip them into prawn cocktail sauce.
Greg's sausage rolls. I hate to think how many I could eat in one sitting - probably four or five.

Jam doughnuts, farleys rusks, and battered sweet and sour chicken from m and s ?

Peanuts, twiglets, the cheese biscuits with the cheesy layer of something inside. Tuc?

Low fat hot chocolate (good) with 3 teaspoons of Coffee Mate (bad) added

Strong, hot coffee, with squirty cream on the top. Lovely!

Discogran Thank you - love the secret ingredient - Now added to my fortnightly shopping list ?

A super noodle sandwich is nice

I've just seen crispy pancakes mentioned. I love the cheese ones, made into a sandwich

MissAdventure was it you who once boasted about a meat & potato pie in a sandwich?

Toasted Teacakes with Butter, Yummy!I

Fresh Crab Claws, mostly Brown Crab, but also King Crab when I can find any!
Shell on Prawns, peel, suck, enjoy, some of my Grandchildren think these are revolting, but are happy to eat Supermarket frozen ones in a Prawn Cocktail or on a Jacket Spud, they believe they are entirely different!

Homemade Chicken Liver Pate, made with lashings of Cointreau and fresh Cream, served on thick crusty Brown Toast and topped with tangy Seville Orange Marmalade. I first tasted this in a posh restaurant, and went home and copied the idea myself, definitely one for those who love eating sweet and savoury foods together!

Pancakes, Maple syrup and Bacon, Family Favourite since Teenage Grandaughter requested it once whilst staying with us, even DH is Hooked on this one!

Anything with Smoked Salmon in it, but hate plain fresh Salmon for its 'Earthy' Taste!

Fish and Chips, with Mushy peas, prepare Chunky Cod to Haddock, but sometimes have Deep fried Scampi as a Pub meal when they are open, somehow they just do not taste the same home Cooked! Just have a Dollop of Tartre Sauce on the side too!

Dolly mixtures.

Instant soup
Bacon fat
Full fat yogurts
Maple syrup

Marshmallows with salted caramel!

Oh, and frozen chips by Aunt B***ie!

Chocolate. Pies and pasties. Not secretly though!

I have chocolate hidden all over the house. I thought this was my personal guilty secret, until I was chatting with my girlfriends and they all admitted to the same thing, even the slim ones!

Why am I not as slim as a sylph? Nothing on the above list appeals to me apart from chips with pickled onion vinegar and I do eat a lot of nuts. I'm a vegetarian and have never eaten anything at a MacDonalds. Needless to say, I am NOT as slim as a sylph.

Findus crispy pancakes!! Reminds me of being in school. I said I liked them and then it seemed that my mother gave me them every day. Took the shine off a but ?

I'm actually quite saddened by this thread. There are many things I would love to eat, but can't because of a chronic medical condition, but it saddens me to see people talking about the "food police" and so on. Food is - or should be - one of our enjoyments in life, so if you like something and are able to eat it, then tuck in! Life's too short to be ruled by the self-appointed "food police". Rest assured that if anyone in my life tried to dictate what I should or shouldn't be eating, they'd get very short shrift indeed!

Pre made, processed meals and veg. A friend recently was decrying people who use Aunty Bessie's roast potatoes etc, so I kept quiet! Can't stand anything to do with cooking, so anything which lessens my involvement between opening the packet and bunging it on the plates is good with me.

Yes please for your recipe xxx

I eat a low fat diet but am naughty sometimes. I try to ration myself though so it's 2 bags of crisps per week, 1 portion of oven chips per week, and one teaspoon of peanut butter every evening.

proper homemade chips, done in a chip pan not deep fat fryer, also with pickled onion vinegar, even better between two slices of bread with real butter

I don't have things like crisps and biscuits. I don't like anything salty or sweet. Never eat sweets or chocolate. I have a near plant based diet. Ok no guilty food. I do like a glass of red wine though

As I have Coeliac disease, and have had for a long time, anything with Gluten is a no-no. The consequences are NOT good!!! But I still like cooking!

Rum and Raisin chocolate licorice all sorts...eaten one layer at a time, potato crisps on a buttery roll, Gelato. It's all about balance. Lollies in one hand and crisps in the other.??