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Would you be a granny escort?

(161 Posts)
Bea65 Tue 04-Feb-25 10:06:27

Well would you? I wouldn’t but she’s getting filthy rich doing so…was a devout Christian for 40 yrs, then met a 27year old rugby player at age 57…

MissAdventure Tue 04-Feb-25 11:27:18

Maybe she doesn't fancy joining the women's institute.

I expect she stays flexible, gets company, and boosts her pension.

No problem paying her bills,I bet. smile

Shinamae Tue 04-Feb-25 11:28:15

I’m out, but then I have been celibate for over 30 years 😂

crazyH Tue 04-Feb-25 11:30:24

Bea65 - thanks

MissAdventure Tue 04-Feb-25 11:31:27

My neighbour is in her 40s, and its 30 years for her, too.

Salti Tue 04-Feb-25 11:32:34

I wouldn't but weirdly both times I've been propositioned for sex I was in my fifties. On one occasion I was standing on the outdoor steps af a hotel, waiting for an ambulance for my husband, and I was asked by a local much younger man, in Spanish, if I was "working". On the other occasion I was dog walking near my home and the man in question was very young.

As we say in Yorkshire, "There's nowt so queer as folk".

ViceVersa Tue 04-Feb-25 11:33:55

I bet the taxman could rake in a fortune trawling through sites like Only Fans - wonder how many of them actually declare their income from these?

Allira Tue 04-Feb-25 11:37:59

Grannynannywanny

I misinterpreted the OP. I thought someone was looking for a companion for their elderly mother 😆

Me too grin

Grannynannywanny Tue 04-Feb-25 11:40:11

I see a gap in the market here for us Gransnetters. Forget OnlyFans. We could call it OnlyGrans. The withdrawal of the winter fuel allowance would be a distant memory once we have our new business thriving 😆

MissAdventure Tue 04-Feb-25 11:40:45

grin

Allira Tue 04-Feb-25 11:44:01

Grannynannywanny

I see a gap in the market here for us Gransnetters. Forget OnlyFans. We could call it OnlyGrans. The withdrawal of the winter fuel allowance would be a distant memory once we have our new business thriving 😆

Especially those with hip or knee replacements! grin

What about teeth?

Barleyfields Tue 04-Feb-25 11:47:15

Probably absence of teeth would be a big turn on. Damn - I still have my own.

Barleyfields Tue 04-Feb-25 11:50:30

I apologise unreservedly for my last post, having remembered too late that Kate49 had all her teeth removed at age 11. I didn’t think and didn’t mean to cause offence. Profuse apologies.

M0nica Tue 04-Feb-25 11:52:58

An escort is personable woman or man that acts as an excort for someone who needs a parter for a social event but doesn;t have anyone suitable available. Yes, some excorts do offer a bit more than just comany at an event, but this woman is a prostitute. She is straight forwardly selling her body for sex, with no excuse of desperation that she needs money to live, support a family, or because she has an addiction

MissAdventure Tue 04-Feb-25 11:54:13

She just enjoys the company and sex, I presume.
No excuses needed.

Allira Tue 04-Feb-25 11:59:31

Barleyfields

Probably absence of teeth would be a big turn on. Damn - I still have my own.

grin so do I, most of them anyway!

Allira Tue 04-Feb-25 12:00:51

Barleyfields

I apologise unreservedly for my last post, having remembered too late that Kate49 had all her teeth removed at age 11. I didn’t think and didn’t mean to cause offence. Profuse apologies.

oh dear, sorry, Kate49

Iam64 Tue 04-Feb-25 12:03:15

No I would not be an escort now, or ever in the past. ‘Sex work’ is a dangerous place to be. I’ve seen too many women broken by it.
I haven’t read or seen anything about this woman, other than the OP. I find it very difficult to believe her description of her move into getting paid to have sex with men. Let’s be honest, she has no idea where they’ve been ….. but she knows that will involve paying random women who have also had multiple sexual partners
Not for me. I’d rather walk my dogs any day

Bea65 Tue 04-Feb-25 12:04:49

Allira

Grannynannywanny

I see a gap in the market here for us Gransnetters. Forget OnlyFans. We could call it OnlyGrans. The withdrawal of the winter fuel allowance would be a distant memory once we have our new business thriving 😆

Especially those with hip or knee replacements! grin

What about teeth?

Please don’t mention teeth or lack of🥲

Iam64 Tue 04-Feb-25 12:08:01

A friend who lives in South Africa tells me some sex workers have front teeth removed because their customers prefer a particular sex activity from women lacking teeth 🤮

MissAdventure Tue 04-Feb-25 12:10:51

Well, blow me down!
😇

Shinamae Tue 04-Feb-25 12:14:01

AGAA4

When I was in my sixties a young man who had been fitting a new shower asked me for a date. I asked him if he wanted me to take him to the play park.
Have I missed out? 😳

😂😂

Iam64 Tue 04-Feb-25 12:15:13

Miss A - indeed 🙈

nanaK54 Tue 04-Feb-25 12:16:29

If I had any pearls I would clutch them grin
Anyway, it's a no from me.

Poppyred Tue 04-Feb-25 12:26:27

It’s a no from me too. 🤮

Maggiemaybe Tue 04-Feb-25 12:26:40

MissAdventure

Well, blow me down!
😇

grin

A man sidled up to my very respectable friend at a station and said “I have a £20 note in my pocket…”, then went on to tell her how she could earn this princely sum. When she wasn’t tempted he asked her if she had a friend who would be. grin