Would you be a granny escort?

MissAdventure

Maybe she doesn't fancy joining the women's institute.

I expect she stays flexible, gets company, and boosts her pension.

No problem paying her bills,I bet.

Yes, and has her own version of Winter Fuel Allowance to keep her warm too! Good luck to her.

What was that old joke?
Cosmopolitan tells you how to demand an orgasm, and Women's Weekly tells you how to knit one?

Iam64

A friend who lives in South Africa tells me some sex workers have front teeth removed because their customers prefer a particular sex activity from women lacking teeth 🤮

perfect for some grannies then, they can just take them out.

Honestly- wow, feel sick.

I just wouldn’t feel comfortable. Thinking the men are doing it for a bet or to laugh about it to their friends. It is one thing growing old and wrinkly together with your partner but to suddenly expose those wrinkles to a younger lover 😳

I am presuming that everyone over 70 has wrinkles - if not what is your secret?

Well I think I’m a great candidate to be an escort!

The hair on my head has slipped down to my nipples leaving a pink scalp. One of my nipple hairs is 4 inches long so that would be an added attraction but it does tend to curl into my belly button as my boobs reach down to my hips.

My wrinkly elephant skin on my hands and feet is quite noticeable but I guess I can try post box red nail varnish to distract the eye and it covers yellowing gnarly toe nails quite well.

I have lovely thick black curling hair on my legs so I’m quite happy that a virile young man wouldn’t notice the knotted blue varicose veins.

I think I’d quite like some oral sex too but I’d have to sort out my severe flatulence first, I’m rather fond of cabbage you see.

My knees are really knackered too so he’d have to do any bending over. I’d lie there like a —dead body— Queen so he could do all the moving about.

Oh and finally he wouldn’t object to my parts being very wet. Incontinence can be so useful at times can’t it?

I’m sure I’ll have lots of customers so I’m really looking forward to my new job!

Where do you have wrinkles that are normally unseen? I haven’t and have no secret to impart. I’m genuinely puzzled.

Grannynannywanny

I misinterpreted the OP. I thought someone was looking for a companion for their elderly mother 😆

And I thought they were asking for someone to look after small children.

Aren't we innocent?

No way! I've given up on shaving down below. Poor man would think he's battling his way through a forest.

One day at work middle aged, colleague came back from lunch in quite a state. When asked what was wrong she said a man had propositioned her and asked her to go back to his and share a nice fish dinner 🐟 I’m ashamed to say we all fell about laughing 😆

What was that old joke?
Cosmopolitan tells you how to demand an orgasm, and Women's Weekly tells you how to knit one?

🤣🤣

Barleyfields

HMRC will be on her case now she’s gone public on her little sideline.

You got that right ! 😂😂😂
If she's got any brains she'll have understated her earnings but it doesn't sound like it.
I hope she protects herself from the two biggest threats to sex-workers ; violent clients and sexually transmitted diseases.

She probably has a few, well known to her, clients.

I don’t think it’s as unusual as you might think
A good few years ago was having a jokey chat with a friend and he said lots of men like older women and said that there are porn sites that cater for such tastes. Called granny sex. Not surprising that there are certain men who might like to try the real thing. Possibly hoping that they might learn a think or too Who knows ?
You know the old saying “ You are only as old as the man you are feeling “ So possibly works the other way too

Ther was an Anne Reid film. “The Mother”. 2003 where Anne Reid seduces her daughter’s boyfriend. Needless to say it didn’t have a good ending

Allira

Grannynannywanny

I misinterpreted the OP. I thought someone was looking for a companion for their elderly mother 😆

Me too

And me!!

Who are we talking about I don’t watch morning tv

Wayne Rooney had several "visits" to a granny prostitute didn't he? It caused a lot of hilarity at the time.

I don't care what someone does but why go public????? (Unless she's trying to drum up business!! )

The men must be desperate and the woman. She gets paid for
sex so yes she is a prostitute. Hope she fills in her tax return. I would rather scrub floors and find it very yucky.

If any young man showed any interest in me I would run for the hills. I had enough of that in my time, now I would rather curl up in bed with a good book. And I would obviously point him in the direction of specsavers.

I don’t get it.

How did this become an item of interest for a TV show?

VANECAM

I don’t get it.

How did this become an item of interest for a TV show?

The 'Granny' 73 years old was the first guest of the This Morning program...because of what she does... she started saying she was a devout Christian for 40 yrs, never married or had children..she met a man at a social gathering and apparently they 'hit it off' and she then clearly stated that they indulged in hanky panky ..her first sexual experience @57

I'm always interested in what people get up to.
Nosy mare, me.

The woman in question is not to be believed, I saw her years ago on a swingers documentary, she is fame hungry and probably mentally ill.
I didn’t watch the article so I don’t know what she claimed but I would take it with a pinch of salt.
She was a sad character.

I think this is her

youtu.be/FuVaGzJ4V3g?si=mNOsYSE3hLi4e0uj

I don't find her sad.
She's happier than some miserable old buggers.

I wouldn't know where to start and wouldn't have the energy anyhow.