Would you be a granny escort?

Barleyfields

HMRC will be on her case now she’s gone public on her little sideline.

You got that right ! 😂😂😂
If she's got any brains she'll have understated her earnings but it doesn't sound like it.
I hope she protects herself from the two biggest threats to sex-workers ; violent clients and sexually transmitted diseases.

What was that old joke?
Cosmopolitan tells you how to demand an orgasm, and Women's Weekly tells you how to knit one?

🤣🤣

One day at work middle aged, colleague came back from lunch in quite a state. When asked what was wrong she said a man had propositioned her and asked her to go back to his and share a nice fish dinner 🐟 I’m ashamed to say we all fell about laughing 😆

No way! I've given up on shaving down below. Poor man would think he's battling his way through a forest.

Grannynannywanny

I misinterpreted the OP. I thought someone was looking for a companion for their elderly mother 😆

And I thought they were asking for someone to look after small children.

Aren't we innocent?

Where do you have wrinkles that are normally unseen? I haven’t and have no secret to impart. I’m genuinely puzzled.

Well I think I’m a great candidate to be an escort!

The hair on my head has slipped down to my nipples leaving a pink scalp. One of my nipple hairs is 4 inches long so that would be an added attraction but it does tend to curl into my belly button as my boobs reach down to my hips.

My wrinkly elephant skin on my hands and feet is quite noticeable but I guess I can try post box red nail varnish to distract the eye and it covers yellowing gnarly toe nails quite well.

I have lovely thick black curling hair on my legs so I’m quite happy that a virile young man wouldn’t notice the knotted blue varicose veins.

I think I’d quite like some oral sex too but I’d have to sort out my severe flatulence first, I’m rather fond of cabbage you see.

My knees are really knackered too so he’d have to do any bending over. I’d lie there like a —dead body— Queen so he could do all the moving about.

Oh and finally he wouldn’t object to my parts being very wet. Incontinence can be so useful at times can’t it?

I’m sure I’ll have lots of customers so I’m really looking forward to my new job!

I just wouldn’t feel comfortable. Thinking the men are doing it for a bet or to laugh about it to their friends. It is one thing growing old and wrinkly together with your partner but to suddenly expose those wrinkles to a younger lover 😳

I am presuming that everyone over 70 has wrinkles - if not what is your secret?

Iam64

A friend who lives in South Africa tells me some sex workers have front teeth removed because their customers prefer a particular sex activity from women lacking teeth 🤮

perfect for some grannies then, they can just take them out.

Honestly- wow, feel sick.

MissAdventure

Maybe she doesn't fancy joining the women's institute.

I expect she stays flexible, gets company, and boosts her pension.

No problem paying her bills,I bet.

Yes, and has her own version of Winter Fuel Allowance to keep her warm too! Good luck to her.

What was that old joke?
Cosmopolitan tells you how to demand an orgasm, and Women's Weekly tells you how to knit one?

MissAdventure

Well, blow me down!
😇

A man sidled up to my very respectable friend at a station and said “I have a £20 note in my pocket…”, then went on to tell her how she could earn this princely sum. When she wasn’t tempted he asked her if she had a friend who would be.

It’s a no from me too. 🤮

If I had any pearls I would clutch them
Anyway, it's a no from me.

Miss A - indeed 🙈

AGAA4

When I was in my sixties a young man who had been fitting a new shower asked me for a date. I asked him if he wanted me to take him to the play park.
Have I missed out? 😳

😂😂

Well, blow me down!
😇

A friend who lives in South Africa tells me some sex workers have front teeth removed because their customers prefer a particular sex activity from women lacking teeth 🤮

Allira

Grannynannywanny

I see a gap in the market here for us Gransnetters. Forget OnlyFans. We could call it OnlyGrans. The withdrawal of the winter fuel allowance would be a distant memory once we have our new business thriving 😆

Especially those with hip or knee replacements!

What about teeth?

Please don’t mention teeth or lack of🥲

No I would not be an escort now, or ever in the past. ‘Sex work’ is a dangerous place to be. I’ve seen too many women broken by it.
I haven’t read or seen anything about this woman, other than the OP. I find it very difficult to believe her description of her move into getting paid to have sex with men. Let’s be honest, she has no idea where they’ve been ….. but she knows that will involve paying random women who have also had multiple sexual partners
Not for me. I’d rather walk my dogs any day

Barleyfields

I apologise unreservedly for my last post, having remembered too late that Kate49 had all her teeth removed at age 11. I didn’t think and didn’t mean to cause offence. Profuse apologies.

oh dear, sorry, Kate49

Barleyfields

Probably absence of teeth would be a big turn on. Damn - I still have my own.

so do I, most of them anyway!

She just enjoys the company and sex, I presume.
No excuses needed.

An escort is personable woman or man that acts as an excort for someone who needs a parter for a social event but doesn;t have anyone suitable available. Yes, some excorts do offer a bit more than just comany at an event, but this woman is a prostitute. She is straight forwardly selling her body for sex, with no excuse of desperation that she needs money to live, support a family, or because she has an addiction

I apologise unreservedly for my last post, having remembered too late that Kate49 had all her teeth removed at age 11. I didn’t think and didn’t mean to cause offence. Profuse apologies.

Probably absence of teeth would be a big turn on. Damn - I still have my own.