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FannyCornforth Mon 15-Mar-21 14:14:43

Hello Everyone!
Let's talk about blooming awful books.

As mentioned elsewhere, it's quite difficult to remember them if you give up as soon as you realise that you aren't going to get anywhere with it.

Unlike my dear Grandmother who feels that she has to see them through to the bitter end.
Many is the time she has said to me, 'Thank goodness I've finished that; it was a complete load of rubbish'.

So, what have you wasted time on?
Thank you!

BelindaB Tue 16-Mar-21 14:03:06

ANYTHING that has been translated from a foreign language. Absolute horror show. Possibly good in thier original tongue but they never, ever translate properly.

Alison333 Tue 16-Mar-21 13:59:46

I don't like:
Charles Dickens (creepy/mawkish)
Jojo Moyes (boring and implausible)

I will read pretty much anything else except 'misery memoirs'.

Whatdayisit Tue 16-Mar-21 13:57:56

My boss gave me a wonderful book (her words) and i tried the first few pages and hust thought why the hell am i reading this tosh. It was a Fern Britton not sure of the title something about a vicar's wife i think. Sometimes you wonder what gives these people the right to have their writing published.
Years ago i would have probably read it for escapism but now time is too precious for wasting it - unless it's a browse on gransnet of course.

GrannySquare Tue 16-Mar-21 13:53:30

‘ The Thursday Murder Club . Dull dull dull . I gave up on the audible version after 2 hours .’

Oh same here. I nodded off every time I tried.

Whereas reading the actual book, I found the story to be pacy & entertaining enough to counter the lockdown ennui.

Bluecat Tue 16-Mar-21 13:43:03

Funny how people's tastes differ, isn't it?

I love several of the writers mentioned so far - Jane Austen, J. R. R. Tolkien, Hilary Mantel and Donna Tartt...And I can't bear Dickens. Don't really enjoy dramatisations of his novels either.

I can't read anything by J. K. Rowling, whether it is for adults or kids. I think she is a terrible writer with a flat, pedestrian style. Evidently I am in the minority, as she's now richer than God, but I don't understand her popularity as a writer. She has become quite a controversial figure now for other reasons, of course.

I don't like Salman Rushdie's work or magical realism in general. Seems like fantasy with literary pretensions. I'd rather have a wizard and a couple of orcs than someone wittering on about a girl who lives in a sea of magical words or something....

Can't bear chick lit either. I tried a couple of times but it was mind-numbingly dull.

TerriBull Tue 16-Mar-21 13:30:42

I remember an interview with Meera Syal who studied English Literature, I think at university, and said that during that time it turned her off reading, my son said something similar when studying it at A level, at one time he thought that would be a preferred subject for university, but he felt, as I imagine others do, when everything has to be analysed in depth it sucks the joy out of reading.

elleks Tue 16-Mar-21 13:24:53

vampirequeen

I hate Dickens. There I've said it and now I'm going to hide behind the sofa grin. It's not the stories but the way they're written. The only book of his that I finished was Hard Times. I had to read it as part of my degree. I called it Hard Going and forced myself to read a chapter each day until it was over.

I haven'r read any Dickens since it was compulsory at school.

Jillybird Tue 16-Mar-21 13:20:22

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tinaf1 Tue 16-Mar-21 13:04:55

Fanny I loved Maeve Binchy’s book’s especially the earlier ones, no great works of literature but just knew I was going to like the characters and the way the story all came together.

Did not get on with the Lord of the Rings books but throughly enjoyed all Harry Potter books.
Enjoyed the first two Hilary Mantell books about Oliver Cromwell but just couldn’t get through the last one. So many characters I got completely lost, although they did read it on radio 4 so used to listen to it then.
It’s funny how some books just grab you and others you think you are going to enjoy leave you cold.
I think some books are better listened to than read if that makes sense

Musicgirl Tue 16-Mar-21 13:01:40

I still reread and enjoy Miss Read occasionally and I also enjoyed The Midnight Library. I tried the first Robert Galbraith/J K Rowling Cormorant Strike book and did not enjoy it at all. I found it trite, derivative and the description of the hero reminiscent of a Mills and Boon novel. I soon gave up on that one. I tried and failed several times to read The Lord of the Rings. Many of the Booker prize winners and nominees are unreadable in my opinion. Arty and pretentious. I remember a few years ago there was one book on the long list that had a capital letter on the first word and a full stop after the last with no other punctuation inbetween because, apparently, "we can see beyond the need of such things these days." Needless to say l was not tempted to buy the book. About fifteen years ago, I thought it disgraceful that I had never read The Pilgrim's Progress. About halfway through, I had totally lost the will to live and abandoned it. The book l have detested most still has to be The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James, which l had to read for A level. Never was one word used where thirty would do. Boring would not do justice to how l felt about this book. After nearly forty years l still shudder at the thought of it.

Lilyflower Tue 16-Mar-21 12:59:18

'A Horse Walks Into a Bar' by David Grossman was chosen by our book group. Everyone assumed everyone else loved it and we had to wait for the meeting to find out that no one had liked it at all. We couldn't remember who had suggested it and no one owned to recommending it.

mauraB Tue 16-Mar-21 12:53:55

50 Shades of Grey !
I read a sample of it on my Kindle, that was enough. So boringly badly written.
BUT ! Then I read the comments from other readers, they were brilliant, so funny, I laughed my socks off.
If I hear 50 Shades mentioned I just start laughing.

NoddingGanGan Tue 16-Mar-21 12:52:53

I'm very much like your grandmother I'm afraid. The one exeption being Laurence Stern's "Tristram Shandy" I have started this book countless times and failed to finish every time. Shame because I spent 12 years of my life living within walking distance of Shandy Hall!

HannahLoisLuke Tue 16-Mar-21 12:48:06

Sarnia

MerylStreep

Up until a few weeks ago I’d never read a book recommended by someone I didn’t know, but a poster recommended
Where The Crawdads Sing. I absolutely loved it: one of those books I never wanted to end.

I have a friend who up until a few years ago read the most awful rubbish ( I make no apologies for that statement)
One day I gave her The Far Pavillions: she absolutely loved it. It changed her reading choices.

I read Where The Crawdads Sing too. An excellent read and what an ending! It is one of those books that stays with you after you have finished it.

Isn’t it funny, a while ago there was a thread about books and so many GNs hated Where the Crawdads Sing that I vowed never to try it.
I’ve got The Goldfinch ready to read and am now wondering if it’s worth the bother after the comments here. On the other hand I loved Catch 22 about forty years ago so perhaps I shouldn’t be so influenced by others opinions. Likewise Jane Austin, Dickens, Tolstoy. Loved them all. I’m struggling to think of anything I’ve hated. Oh wait a minute, that awful Sebastian Faulks thing set in the Great War, can’t remember the title. The tv dramatisation wasn’t any better. I’m sure there are others but they’ve disappeared from my memory thank god!
This is my main reason for never wanting to join a book club, having to read somebody else’s choice of book would be torture.
I could list hundreds of books I’ve loved but that’s not what this thread is about.

Betty18 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:47:31

Luckily I do all my books through audible and will absolutely get a refund if the books a dud.

luluaugust Tue 16-Mar-21 12:37:52

I enjoyed Sarah Water's books until The Paying Guest just couldn't get to grips with it at all. Glad someone mentioned Susan Howatch I must go and dig one out of the back of the cupboard. Just reading The Thursday Murder Club I agree the way it is written is very odd at least it doesn't take long to read.

Treetops05 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:34:06

I use my tablet as a kindle and download any free books I find online (I can't afford to pay for them). So many dire 'other world's books, vampires etc is beyond belief. As an ex English teacher the spelling, or lack of it, drives me potty; do books not go through an editorial system anymore? I had one book I gave up on at page 1...there were 23 spelling mistakes on page 1, I couldn't stand it...However, I read at least 500 books a year, real and kindle and over the years and have read both wonderful and woeful books in that time.

grandtanteJE65 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:21:55

I gave up on Ken Follett and even earlier than that on Barbara Cartland and a series by someone whose name I have forgotten who obviously was cashing in on Georgette Heyer's success.

Usually, if I start a book and find I don't care for it, I just stop.

Kate1949 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:17:22

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists. I've heard about this book for years. I always wanted to read it. I couldn't understand a word of it.

Ilovecheese Tue 16-Mar-21 12:13:38

It just goes to show, doesn't it, that in fiction there is something for everyone to enjoy. I am so glad we have got so many different authors and so much access to reading in this country.

grandmac Tue 16-Mar-21 12:10:12

Will read almost anything except romance novels, but Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie was the first book I was unable to finish. Didn't get past chapter 2! The story sounded so good/interesting but the writing was dire.

Zeddy Tue 16-Mar-21 12:09:01

You can download quite a long free sample of Kindle books before you need to pay anything at all

Sara1954 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:05:50

Agree about Chesil Beech, but absolutely loved the film, I’m usually the other way around.

TerriBull Tue 16-Mar-21 12:04:54

Well my son won't cos he's not on GN grin My husband also really liked it, and at the time, several other people I know all thought it was truly amazing hmm

Sara1954 Tue 16-Mar-21 12:02:17

Well I can’t remember much about Cloud Atlas, just remember it was awful, I wonder if anyone is going to pop up and say they loved it!