Can I just warn any lurkers out there...........

Jo5

As the saying goes 'Oh you are naughty, but I like you'.

I post at least one joke on Just Jokes every day, so it should usually come fairly high on the Active list.

I may be being complacent , but we seem to have lost "annoyances" for the time being?

All of them?

Sshhhh!

1,2,3,4,chickens............?

I'm still here.

Can't help but love you lot. Cannot stop tittering. I do believe we're all everso slightly unhinged [for want of a better word].

Thanks for asking about our friend. He's undergoing all manner of tests. Once the news was known, it appears that offers of assistance have been blocking the phone line. Such support is priceless.

.....and it wouldn't be the same without you J!

That's so nice Butty!

Ditto Jings

When my daughter, her DH and her toddler son came back from NZ they lived with us for 3 months while they sorted out accommodation of their own. With them they brought this big plastic, primary colour toy. It was one of those Vtech things where the toddler put balls in the top, or on a rotating arm and they spun around or spiralled down with loud clunks. It plays music, and says stupid things like 3 blue lollipops in an irritating American accent. It was the most annoying thing I'd ever come across. I was so glad when they left that they took it with them.

But then, within a week I was asking them to return it. The grandchildren loved to play with it for long periods and I found it played some tunes I loved, like Big Rock Candy Mountain and I found it had a volume control.

Hi JO

Off to have a hearing aid fitted. Warned that for the first few days certain sounds may take some getting used to. Apparently, when I wee, it will sound like Niagara falls...[naughty titters!]

What was that soop ???

soop TMI

gracesmum ssshhh!

soop as long as it doesn't feel like Niagara Falls.......................

soop is in the 'plumbing area department' again...

...^you lot^ are such a laff. Have just reported on another thread - 'What should I be doing...' that the aid is in and doing a very good job. I hadn't realised how much I've been missing. When I'm next at the Scottish Gransmeet, be warned, I shall be able to hear even the naughtiest of words.

But soop have you had an amplified wee yet?

Deafening! phoenix

Self-defeating hearing aid!

Ha ha...tee hee. I'm hardly aware that the aid is pushed so far into my ear. It's far more comfortable than I imagined. So grateful for the improvement. For something so small, it works wonders.

There's an awful lot of modern technology in the health sector that we should be grateful for. So glad that you are pleased with it soop

Wish my husband would wear his!