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Well, who'd have thought it! Yet another difference between the sexes.

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Anne58 Mon 17-Dec-12 21:58:12

According to an advertisement currently running, it would seem that men don't age they become "fatigued".

L'Oreal have a range of skin care products for men, the "Men Expert Hydra Energetic Anti-Fatigue Moisturiser", to name but one.

Apparently it "helps fight the 5 signs of skin fatigue" namely:
1. LOOKS DULL
2. FEELS DRY
3. FEELS ROUGH
4. FEELS LESS FIRM
5. FEELS TIGHT
(the capital letters are theirs, by the way, copied from the newspaper advertisement)

Now, I'm no scientist, but if you consider point 4 in the list, surely if something is less firm, then it might be considered wobbly or slack, in which case if the skin felt point 5 after using, then that might be considered a "good thing" ?

So, in conclusion, products are marketed to women under the "anti-ageing" banner, but to men as "anti-fatigue".

I can just see it now, two chaps meeting in the street after one of them has been using the products " Oh Roger, you ARE looking well, I didn't like to mention it, but last time I bumped into you, I thought to myself, "Trevor, Roger is starting to look quite fatigued these days" and now here you are not looking fatigued at all! What is your secret?"

On the other hand, perhaps not.............

Anne58 Mon 17-Dec-12 22:19:16

It gets worse, "Expert at being a man" ??? Good grief, how much did they pay an ad agency to come up with that one?

www.loreal-paris.co.uk/men.aspx?cm_mmc=sem-_-google-_-Men-Expert-_-%2Bl%20%2Boreal%20%2Bmen%20%2Bexpert%20%2Bhydra%20%2Benergetic%20%2Bmoisturiser&gclid=CJjQ3Pu7orQCFSTLtAod5S0ABQ#/range/Men_Hydra_Energetic/

gracesmum Mon 17-Dec-12 22:42:02

Or "Roger, you were looking quite tight the other night"??

I didn't know there was a product to counteract that other than Alka-Seltzergrin

Sel Mon 17-Dec-12 22:45:07

phoenix you're priceless. So funny grin If you've got a mo, Google Saturday Night Live from the US, their spoof ads are sooo funny. I can't remember the name but there's one for sanitary protection that really lasts!

Anne58 Mon 17-Dec-12 22:58:44

gracesmum I could of course lower the tone by suggesting that in that instance KY jelly might have been considered an alternative product to alleviate the symptom, but of course I wouldn't.

Sel, I thank you for the compliment, and will try to have look at Saturday Night Live US. By the way, you may have been doing your bondage bonding thing when I posted a spoof round robin on another thread, you will have to excuse me if you have already seen it, this being at home malarkey isn't doing my brain any good at all.

Nanado Mon 17-Dec-12 23:06:38

I love this Veet Hair Removal Gel for men, product review on Amazo grin

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Jodi Mon 17-Dec-12 23:11:48

nanad I'm shocked!!! wink

Anne58 Mon 17-Dec-12 23:12:11

Oh Nanado I'd forgotten that one! Gusset dampeningly funny, thank you!

(PS Good to see you back!)

Nanado Mon 17-Dec-12 23:17:07

With a vengeance! Oops, perhaps not the correct turn of phrase, but I'm back firing on all cylinders pheonix grin.

Ana Mon 17-Dec-12 23:18:39

Nanado! wink

POGS Mon 17-Dec-12 23:35:15

Nana

That was the best laugh I have had all year. Absolutely priceless. How on earth did you find that one out??????

grin

Anne58 Mon 17-Dec-12 23:38:03

Perhaps best not to enquire, POGS discretion, darling, discretion. Grans the word, what!

Nanado Mon 17-Dec-12 23:42:57

wink pogs

Not telling!!!!

POGS Tue 18-Dec-12 00:44:33

Nana

Well that's just plain mean. grin

Fondasharing Tue 18-Dec-12 07:44:32

Nanado. thank you also from me. I have not laughed out loud for so long (Dad ill for the last four weeks) and I actually cried with laughter at all the reviews on this product, particularly the one from the Secret Police in Damascus!!!!! If you find any more like this, what the hell...keep on posting!! Thank you.

whenim64 Tue 18-Dec-12 08:10:45

I just sent those reviews to a few people with the same sense of humour as me. Took me a while as I couldn't see for laughing till I cried. Abolutely hilarious. More, please grin

JessM Tue 18-Dec-12 08:29:31

TEARS running down cheeks here. if you only click on one link this year, this Amazon one should be it.
The one with Hugh Laurie looking 20 years younger - presumably due the anointing of his face with L'Oreal antifatigue goop - was pretty amusing too. You are a total tart Hugh! I hope you are giving a lot of money to charity, that is all I can say!
A thousand thanks phoenix - you didn't write the reviews did you?

Anne58 Tue 18-Dec-12 08:43:47

No, JessM and although I have seen them before, this time around you should be thanking Nanado as she added it!

petallus Tue 18-Dec-12 09:40:22

I've never read anything like it. Very funny!

However, it's put me off my breakfast.

Anne58 Tue 18-Dec-12 09:54:19

petallus , what on earth were you having, cooked turkey giblets, perchance? grin

vampirequeen Tue 18-Dec-12 09:58:53

grin

JessM Tue 18-Dec-12 09:59:07

Sorry nando eyes were filled with tears.
Nice to see your sense of humour has returned to us phoenix - it was missed.

Anne58 Tue 18-Dec-12 10:00:54

It's so nice to have a good laugh, I think we all needed it!

Riverwalk Tue 18-Dec-12 10:29:24

Hilarious! I choked on my coffee laughing so much grin

Nanado Tue 18-Dec-12 11:36:54

Thanks everyone smile it's good to laugh.