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A bit of a laugh

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 14:46:13

I keep being sent some humorous thoughts by an ex-colleague. Most of them are little gems and make me laugh so I'm sharing the latest one.

''Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderes, if you do find one, what's your plan? hmm

Anyone got any more? I can't complete with greatnan's jokes but I have a few more of these.

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jeni Sat 12-Jan-13 14:57:28

The same as when I find the burglar under the bed!

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annodomini Sat 12-Jan-13 15:26:28

Keep them coming, Nanado!

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Greatnan Sat 12-Jan-13 15:27:59

Why not put them on the Just Jokes thread, so nobody misses them? I think that is very funny!

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kittylester Sat 12-Jan-13 15:31:08

I agree Gn - it is funny and would be good on the Jokes thread. smile

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 15:36:02

But they are more observations than jokes are they not???? eg

Dear Life,
When I say 'Things cannot get any worse' it is NOT a challenge!

Will post on joke thread if you think it appropriate in future.

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Ana Sat 12-Jan-13 15:40:06

I agree these are not actually jokes, as such - and I would probably have missed them if they'd been on the Jokes thread as I tend to only look at that occasionally.

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Jodi Sat 12-Jan-13 15:44:15

My observation

'As I grow older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake'

They're more hmm observations than grin ones???

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Ana Sat 12-Jan-13 15:52:37

That one is so true, Jodi! smile smile

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 16:07:55

grin

'live each day like it's your last. One day you'll get it right'

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jeni Sat 12-Jan-13 16:17:12

grin I like these!

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 16:20:31

I'll find some more tomorrow and I hope others will post some. Better go and put the chucks to bed, its getting dark and there was a fox in the garden last night.

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whenim64 Sat 12-Jan-13 16:29:41

I like these, too. Observational humour is my kind of funny! grin

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Ella46 Sat 12-Jan-13 16:32:36

There are lots of facebook pages of these, and some are very rude!

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Ana Sat 12-Jan-13 16:39:54

For example, Ella...? grin

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Ella46 Sat 12-Jan-13 16:46:22

No!! I'm being a good girl this year grin

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 16:47:13

Shame!

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Movedalot Sat 12-Jan-13 16:54:30

Live your life and forget your age

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Movedalot Sat 12-Jan-13 16:58:19

Never, under any circumstances, underestimate a woman's ability to find things out. It is always better to be honest, because whatever you did, she will find out sooner or later. Trust me!

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Nonu Sat 12-Jan-13 17:07:35

Stay on this page Nanedo these are different to jokes .

THE COCK DOES THE CROWING BUT LOOK WHO LAYS THE EGGS .

smile

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london Sat 12-Jan-13 17:13:42

Just what a need ,a bit of a laugh smile

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Nonu Sat 12-Jan-13 17:22:05

Never question you wife"s judgement

look who she married !

wink

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Movedalot Sat 12-Jan-13 17:36:28

nonu smile

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Greatnan Sat 12-Jan-13 18:28:58

So true, Movedalot!

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merlotgran Sat 12-Jan-13 18:37:26

If you are more than ten metres in front of me, please don't hold the door open because all you are doing is making me run

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