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A bit of a laugh

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Nanado Sat 12-Jan-13 14:46:13

I keep being sent some humorous thoughts by an ex-colleague. Most of them are little gems and make me laugh so I'm sharing the latest one.

''Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderes, if you do find one, what's your plan? hmm

Anyone got any more? I can't complete with greatnan's jokes but I have a few more of these.

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Kali Fri 18-Jan-13 23:09:13

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass

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Granny23 Fri 18-Jan-13 23:15:41

Forget the Horse burgers from Tesco - I prefer my Lidl Pony.

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Notsogrand Sat 19-Jan-13 09:17:09

I bet the public relations department at Tesco are having a mare!

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Kali Sat 19-Jan-13 09:57:08

But I hear sales of horseradish sauce are up.

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annodomini Sat 19-Jan-13 10:46:02

Kali grin

PS in Swahili, kali means fierce.

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whenim64 Sat 19-Jan-13 11:30:39

Can hardly type for laughing....I've just watched two squirrels sliding down the slates on my outhouse, frantically trying to get some purchase on the snowy roof. They looked like they were playing 'slides' at first, till they started scrambling back up. Hlarious! grin

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Kali Sat 19-Jan-13 22:23:29

Is it a coincidence that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of Shergars Bum?

Anno grin
when wonderful, wish I could see that

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merlotgran Sat 19-Jan-13 22:46:29

Not quite, Kali, you need to lose an S

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Kali Sat 19-Jan-13 22:49:26

Take yourself to Pedants' Corner! Let us try shamburgers then grin

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j07 Sat 19-Jan-13 22:51:47

ho ho

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Anne58 Sat 19-Jan-13 22:52:33

anno I thought that Kali was the godess of destruction? (poss. Hindu, but could be wrong, often am)

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Ana Sat 19-Jan-13 22:55:02

She'd be fierce, then...grin

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Kali Sat 19-Jan-13 22:55:33

I'm that and more phoenix
Kali

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Anne58 Sat 19-Jan-13 22:59:38

Ah, as Mr P says "That'll be it then" !

Quiet, sort of stoic chap, is Mr P.

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Kali Sat 19-Jan-13 23:00:48

So is Mr K bless him moon

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Kali Sun 20-Jan-13 14:41:22

I switched to H***al Essence shampoo and sadly discovered I don't have a G-spot on top of my head like the women in the commercials

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