Lil's Bar 5

Pogs.

"I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am".....Yey you lot - shut up already? Ha, useless

Bar is open....No one servin....

Right Laydees..............Stripping Firemen performing tonight..in the main bar...Arts and Crafts in the back room....Cake making in the kitchen
Feel free...I'm sure some of you will ..to ENJOY !!!!

Being a 'born 'n bred Mancunian' of the Red side..........I'll be bu elsewhere..

..busy...

Sorry, but none of those appeal to me Pete. Can't I just have a drink and a game of darts?

Unless of course there's a quiz on, I really enjoy those!

Go for it Phoenix that's in the back room....The Chase is On!...

In what year was Santa Claus born?

...are there NO harder questions than that....................

Pete

I thought the 'Nani' incident would have sent you home for a lie down.

Lil, get Pete at least 10 drinks lined up he needs them to get to sleep tonight.

Sorry....I didn't know phoenix had already won!!.......so nobody else turned up then...







sorry...Didn

POGS....xxxxxx

Tut! Drunk again.....

No, not me Pete - YOU!

Ana

Be gentle with him. His team was cheated tonight.

POGS................you understand ............if you bin Mr Pogs......I'm here for you..........

Pete

Bin him. I'll put him in me coal scuttles later [ ooh nurse the screens emoticon].

I think if you two got together you would bin me.

..after sampling the coal scuttles.....

Time to scuttle off Pete.

nIGHT nIGHT

Right.............United will still win the double....FA Cup and League Champions..............So.. Drinks all round.. Free Bar ............sorry there's no fire someone nicked the the coal scuttle..........

Oh bugger!

Try again another night? (Quiz I mean, bugger the football and sod the coal scuttle!)

..Poor loser....

Quiet in here innit? "PETE"?????? "Anyone Here"? Like a Ghost Pub.
Right! I'm going to help myself to a pint of port and a packet of port scratchings.
I've brought the coal scuttle back (sorry about the hold in its bottom, it's where I tried to scrape the last of the burnt lamb stew out).
Is there a quiz on tonight, or is it bloody football again?
Anyone fancy an unseasonal game of Aunt Sally in the back yard?

Evening all, can't stay long, not sure what I want but it definitely needs to be low calorie!

Goose whatever has happened to your post? "port scratchings" " the hold in it's bottom" ????

Are you ok? You haven't been sniffing the Brasso again have you?